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QUARANTINED - Bubonic Plague.
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2007-09-23 04:56:06 · answer #1 · answered by Barkley Hound 7 · 2 0

I do not think I need a do not disturb sign-but a no solicitor sign would come in handy.
On the inside of the door there is a sign saying:
"Do not drive faster than your guardian angel can fly"

2007-09-23 11:54:08 · answer #2 · answered by PrivacyNowPlease! 7 · 1 0

Monetary Donations Accepted

2007-09-23 11:55:04 · answer #3 · answered by Sabrina 6 · 0 0

I am a teacher and we are overloaded with state testing. Everyone puts up these signs that say, "Testing! Do not Disturb!" Mine every other day would say, "Disturbed! Do not test!"

2007-09-23 11:52:47 · answer #4 · answered by alwaysmoose 7 · 3 0

Enter at own risk



At the risk of being lynched Rauchen Verboten i am only joking

2007-09-23 11:54:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I have a sign on top of my door frame that reads: 'beware of attack chicken'

2007-09-23 11:54:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

remember when in old movies men hung their tie on door so their roommate could know he's having sex in it, so he wouldn't disturb??

i'd write: "I don't own a tie"

2007-09-23 11:54:56 · answer #7 · answered by Ana T 2 · 2 0

The Goddess is still sleeping!

2007-09-23 11:57:29 · answer #8 · answered by Pinyon 7 · 1 0

do not disturb unless u are a hot lesbian woman

2007-09-23 11:52:59 · answer #9 · answered by lauren c 1 · 0 0

Enter only if you want to be sucked into another dimension.

2007-09-23 11:58:16 · answer #10 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0 0

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