2007-09-23 04:48:12 · 10 answers · asked by gay_in_a_neocon_way 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
Depends on the type of pie.
Cream pie, simple assault
Fruit pie, felony assault
glass and nail pie, felony piesault
2007-09-23 05:21:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
For a regular citizen, it would be assault, and class c or b misdermeanor in most states. If the person were injured by the pie, it would become a class a misdermeanor.
Now, Bush is a public servant, and doing that so to someone like that raises the offense to a felony.
2007-09-23 05:55:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you want to get arrested, just display a sign anywhere near him saying he's wrong. George Bush's so-called 'free speech zones' were established to make sure you don't have the ability to display signs that might upset him - so good luck getting anywhere near him with a pie!
And no, I don't think throwing pies, eggs, tomatoes or anything else are a legitimate form of protest -though I would like my free speech rights back please.
2007-09-23 04:59:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry yourself sick, you won't be charged with anything, you'll be dead!
And the good thing is: Someone in you family will be making funeral arrangements for you, so you won't have to worry about that either!
2007-09-23 05:37:49 · answer #4 · answered by Sustagurl2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You would be a hero of our nation and would recieve a generous pension.
2007-09-23 04:56:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Assault on the President of the U.S. One of his overzealous SS bodyguards may shoot you.
2007-09-23 04:52:42 · answer #6 · answered by WC 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You mean if you lived after the shower of bullets that would have been thrown your way?
2007-09-23 04:51:28 · answer #7 · answered by macaroni 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Assault and battery, same as with any citizen against any citizen.
Rightfully so.
Seems legitimate dissent and protest has become "criminal activity and sedition".
Not for me.
2007-09-23 04:52:18 · answer #8 · answered by mckenziecalhoun 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I would give you a high five, they would charge you with assault.
2007-09-23 04:51:44 · answer #9 · answered by Juicy Fruit 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
assault, with attempted murder by pie,.....
2007-09-23 05:40:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋