Funniest one I've had was "come and sit down, but not in that order!". What's been the best for you ?
2007-09-23 04:06:30 · 15 answers · asked by misspink 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
a boy summonded me by waving his finger. When i got there he said " if i can make you come just by waving a finger, think what i can do for you later"
2007-09-23 04:12:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
say yo are you ok!! That fall from heaven ought to have harm or say I want you have been my homework, so i could desire to do you on the table. If I had a Library card i could examine you out Your father must be a Baker reason those are some super buns babe, in case you have been a bugger i'm going to %. u first you should be jamaican...cuz ja makin me loopy daaam gurl do u have a jersey?? cus i want ur call and style is it warm in here or is it you Do you think in love in the start sight or do I ought to stroll bypass you returned Are you from tenessee simply by fact your the only ten i see.
2016-10-09 16:59:12 · answer #2 · answered by broderic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like those jeans, they'd look even better on my bedroom floor
"Im no fred flintstone but ill make your bedrock"
Do you know the difference between a b**w job and a big mac? No! You wanna' have lunch tomorrow?
If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
2007-09-23 04:18:19 · answer #3 · answered by Sarah 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This was years ago, in a club, and a guy walked up and looked at me and said wanna f*** , all i could do was laugh, he slunk away, though perhaps some women are susceptible to this rather direct approach.
2007-09-23 04:16:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A friend of mine many years ago approached a girl and said,
"I'm not chatting you up because I'm gay, but when I saw you I questioned my sexuality for the first time in my life."
Not only did she nearly cry because she thought he was so sweet, she took him home and did her damndest to 'convert' him!!!
Utter genius! I laugh every time we remind him of that one!
2007-09-23 04:19:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Does your mommy know your out, that really made me laugh as its was said by a young kid to me in Australia, I'm 50, bless him.
2007-09-23 05:23:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know what makes me laugh... "World Class" What does that even mean, because theres a whole lotta unclassy people in the world!
2007-09-23 04:09:55 · answer #7 · answered by S. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man dips his finger in his pint and touches you clothes - he says 'Oh I am so sorry, you must let me help you out of your wet clothes before you catch a cold!
2007-09-23 04:14:52 · answer #8 · answered by ¸.•*´`*♥Kates ♥ Game11 ¸.•*´`*♥ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
chat up lines?
never needed one lol
2007-09-23 04:26:21 · answer #9 · answered by Dr Doom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can you sit on my face and peddle my ears! That made me crack up!
2007-09-23 05:55:14 · answer #10 · answered by Georgie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋