Hello... what's MY name?
2007-09-23 03:56:22
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answer #1
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answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7
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*old man waggles his eyebrows at the old lady* I got Depends and you got Denture Cream. Wanna swap, Cutie?
2007-09-23 11:17:03
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answer #2
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answered by penny d 4
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The man said "Hey, can I marry your great great granddaughter so we can breed a long-living race of superhumans? Our genes are great."
And the woman said, "Why don't you just marry me? I haven't had menopause yet. And Jesus, my great grandaughter's husband is a bastard. He's already had a heartattack. So let's get to it."
2007-09-23 11:01:04
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answer #3
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answered by ~S~ is for Stephanie! 6
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They asked if eachother were single then they went on a date to the grave.
2007-09-23 10:54:26
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answer #4
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answered by S. 4
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well i'll be, so i'm not the only one who made it this far? i'm sick of these damn kids, think they know everything... we know everything, we have lived thru it..... want some tea? im' cold ... here a knitted a blanket for you..... when i was in the war..................
2007-09-23 11:08:01
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answer #5
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answered by smurfette 4
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you still got some junk in your trunk?
2007-09-23 10:56:31
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answered by Anonymous
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lol...they would probobly just stare at each other
2007-09-23 14:29:44
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answered by Anonymous
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