I have already set off the emergency bomb threat alarm twice today. It was nice standing out in the courtyard and catching up with people. I blamed it on the non-English speaking cleaner Peng who was unfortunately fired. It's quite hot today - do you think people would appreciate me starting a small fire in my waste paper basket to activate the sprinkler system?
2007-09-22 16:21:43 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I like to tell people that they knocked me up. And then I convince them to give me money for an abortion. And of course since I really wasn't pregnant I used the money for super cool stuff like lip gloss and milkshakes. Being a girl is awesome!
2007-09-24 13:47:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
They may not appreciate getting all wet in the office
try the chemical / biological threat alarm
2007-09-22 16:45:47 · answer #2 · answered by Hornet One 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I lasted performed that 20 strange years in the past. Used to like it, exceptionally while "Dinnertime" became into mentioned and we could all run squealing!! a lot relaxing. thank you for reminding me of stable cases while i became right into a baby. i additionally vaguely submit to in strategies a interest referred to as "Pigeon Steps".
2016-12-17 08:02:45 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do it. And tomorrow bring hazardous material to work and make sure everyone is exposed to it. Then call Hazmat and you'll all get to take a shower together.
2007-09-23 01:12:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
As many times as you can CRY and get away with it. ... Isn't that the human way?
P.S. And if you look anything like your picture, you already have a built-in advantage in playing our inbred inclination for political correctness and pity like a maestro. ... Live long and prosper.
2007-09-22 17:08:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
yeah i fire would be good to cool off specially if your uniform is white t shirts sweet K-mac always thinking so i dont have to
2007-09-22 21:40:50 · answer #6 · answered by Demonic 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You Need to Stop! My boyfriend always cries wolf and I tell him every time that when something really wrong happens no one will believe you and you will die!!!!!!!
2007-09-22 16:31:39 · answer #7 · answered by raven 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thanks, buddy. peng is my roomate in the compound. he's late with rent, and grossly behind in protection fees as it is. think he 'borrowed' stuff without returning before? it'll be worse now. i tried to hide my Chee-tos under dirty socks. he STILL found them.
2007-09-22 17:20:22 · answer #8 · answered by Happy 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Not a voice in the wilderness eh.
2007-09-22 16:52:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
No, the more interruptions during work the better
2007-09-22 16:27:48 · answer #10 · answered by Ask A Black Guy 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋