└t Can you fill in the blanks with amusing words? Use as many words as you wish.?

Question

PLEASE POST THE ENTIRE STORY. IT IS SO MUCH EASIER TO READ. THANKS.

The Lone Ranger and ______ were taking a leisurely ride. It was the kind of day that ___________. The Lone Ranger looked at his friend and said, "____________." Then he did something rather _________. He _________ and _______.
His friend looked at him and __________. As they _______ in a cloud of dust and a mighty HI OH __________, the Lone Ranger screamed in the wind, "______________ !"

Answer 1

The Lone Ranger and Clark Kent, of the Daily Planet were taking a leisurely ride. It was the kind of day that Clark Kent loved to fly up in the sky with the birds as Superman. The Lone Ranger looked at his friend and said, "It is sad though that you have lost your awesome powers." Then he did something rather surprising, he started weeping like a baby. He cried and cried his eyes out as he wondered who would now save the world. Clark had been exposed to a high concentration of Kryptonite. His friend looked at him and said,"Save the tears Ranger, all I need is a good dose of sunlight and my powers will return. As they rode into the west in a cloud of dust and a mighty HI OH of scorching sunrays, Superman suddenly rose into the air, the Lone Ranger screamed in the wind, " The Man of Steel is back!"

Answer 2

The Lone Range and Charlie Brown were taking a leisurely ride. It was the kind of day that Pig Pin might like because it was dusty and him and dust always got along so well. The Lone Ranger looked at his friend and said "Good grief Charlie Brown. Can your horse not go any faster than that?" Then he did something rather unusual, like something Snoopy might do. He got off his horse and did the Snoopy dance. His friend looks at him and gave him a dog biscuit as a reward. As they danced in a cloud of dust and a mighty HI OH HI HO, it's off to work we go, the Lone Ranger screamed in the wind "Peanuts!"

Answer 3

The Lone Ranger and Tonto were taking a leisurely ride. It was the kind of day that made you proud to be alive. The Lone Ranger looked at his friend and said, "Man...those beans were lethal." Then he did something rather disgusting. He lifted his leg and let er' rip.
His friend looked at him and turned a pale shade of green. As they rode off in a cloud of dust and a mighty HI OH Silver, the Lone Ranger screamed in the wind, "Tonto! Wait Up!"

Answer 4

The Lone Ranger and Britney were taking a leisurely ride. It was the kind of day that inspired. The Lone Ranger looked at his friend and said, "Hold your breath." Then he did something rather rude. He squatted and farted.
His friend looked at him and vomitted. As they gagged in a cloud of dust and a mighty HI OH TATER TOT, the Lone Ranger screamed in the wind, "whoever smelt it dealt it !"

Answer 5

The Lone Ranger and Rosie O'Donnell were taking a leisurely ride. It was the kind of day that was "just MADE for eating Twinkies," Rosie said. The Lone Ranger looked at his friend and said, "When you wear striped blouses, do airplanes try to land on your back?" Then he did something rather brave. He reached over and tried to snatch a Twinkie right out of her mouth.
His friend looked at him and said "Do that again, and I'll sit on you, and your only fear will be that you WON'T die.". As they rode onward in a cloud of dust and a mighty HI OH TWINKIE DOUGH, the Lone Ranger screamed in the wind, "SOMEONE SAVE ME FROM THIS FAT-AZZ WAR PIG !"

Answer 6

The Lone Ranger and his friend Cinderella were taking a leisurely ride. It was the kind of day that made you want to be fully yourself. The Lone Ranger looked at his friend and said, "Cindy, I love that shade of peach. I'd be mighty happy if I could wear that ballgown just once." Then he did something rather unsurprising. He got off his horse, and stripped down to his long underwear, folding each garment in a neat pile as he took it off. His friend looked at him and sighed; she'd been down this path before. She dismounted too and started stripping off her divine peach gown, her corset, hose, and her pretty glass shoes. They had some trouble lacing him into the corset, and the gown was a bit narrow through the shoulders. Additionally, Cindy, who was still wearing her chemise, had to tuck all that fabric into his trousers, but after 45 minutes, they were back in their respective saddles. As they galloped off in a cloud of dust and a mighty Hi Ho Sparky!, the Lone Ranger screamed in the wind, "I feel so beautiful when I wear a ballgown, and peach is just my shade!"

Answer 7

The Lone Ranger and 27 Cuban children were taking a leisurely ride. It was the kind of day that makes you want to kill your family but then you start thinking about how and realize you need more supplies then you have go to the store so you spare them. The Lone Ranger looked at his friend and said, "I'm Gay." Then he did something rather homosexualy. He killed 26 of the cuban children and ate them with the remaining one. His friend looked at him and laughed spitting bits of his brothers about as he did. As they ****** in a cloud of dust a black guy saw them as the cuban child dies and, the Lone Ranger screamed in the wind, "Don't just look at it EAT IT!"