Stupid Great Dane stood along the fence today as I was bent over pulling weed from my garden. He laughed at me and made rude comments about my hair.
what should I do? Give him Ex Lax?
2007-09-22 14:22:51 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Tell the garden gnomes what he said about them. The more elaborate the better. Make it up if you have to.
They can be pretty creative Just make sure they dress him out before the barbecue. The stench of burning fur would make you even more unpopular than you are.
Ya know, it really does look like you dyed a string mop and stuck it on your head.
BF probs, Drug Laws kill more people than drugs do.
2007-09-22 14:55:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like he's just an Average Dane, not a Great one. Ignore him, he's just trying to get to you. That's what big dogs do! Believe me, you don't want to give a Great Dane a laxative!
2007-09-22 14:27:40 · answer #2 · answered by Mr. Badwrench 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Never ever give a Great Dane exlax. OMG there could be problems from that of smelly proprtions. Why not play a game of fake fetch with him.
2007-09-22 14:29:28 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Instantkarma♥♫ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL! I was just thinking as I saw your quesiton "Give him an Ex Lax chew toy!"
Turn him loose then immediately call Animal Control and report that he's out of his yard and off the leash.
2007-09-22 14:26:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
STOP smoking whatever weed ur taking, it is obviously damaging your brain. But hey, I say do what the dog says! Go to the salon, get a haircut. Dogs are smarter than people that talk to them. ;) Hey dont get angry at me! Your the one looking for answers like this!
2007-09-22 14:30:14 · answer #5 · answered by ...noor 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I didn't know Great Danes could make comments??
Yeah throw a whole package of exlax at him.
2007-09-22 14:30:08 · answer #6 · answered by happyfeet44 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This is what you do, tackle the dog and take his paws and hit the dog in the face and say stop hitting yourself! Keep doing that until you think the dog learned his lessons.
2007-09-22 14:29:10 · answer #7 · answered by ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ Gatorade 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Do little things to annoy it, such as throwing random stuff in their yard, or putting food out of its range of movement. It'll tick off the dog, and the owners won't know it's you unless they see you do it.
2007-09-22 14:26:28 · answer #8 · answered by Kim K 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
How do you know the dog was specifically making fun of your hair?
2007-09-22 15:19:57 · answer #9 · answered by ipodfloppy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nah! Send the over the fighting gnomes and pink flamingos!!
2007-09-22 16:59:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋