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For a couple years I 've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked. The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work. Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 16.2 million to do the work. Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City Governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And you're sitting at your computer reading jokes.

2007-09-22 14:10:57 · 14 answers · asked by Dream Realized 2 in Politics & Government Politics

14 answers

Cute, I liked it.

2007-09-22 14:18:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6 1

The US population is over 300 million.

2007-09-22 15:46:34 · answer #2 · answered by Ninja Rabbit 007 4 · 2 0

Too funny but you must be a lib because you are off on the population of the US by about 63 million

2007-09-22 14:18:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3 3

This is pretty neat I have to say! As a Conservative tho, I missed the numbers of those able to work and won't.

2007-09-22 14:21:47 · answer #4 · answered by Brianne 7 · 3 1

Good one! Yes we Americans are working ourselves to death, but what does this have to do with conservatives?

2007-09-22 14:19:22 · answer #5 · answered by ready4sea 4 · 4 0

I am sure the numbers would change here in Canada

But I am a little scared the ratio's would not

2007-09-22 14:31:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3 2

hahahaha. get back to work ya lazy bum. job ain't gonna do itself slacker.

2007-09-22 15:29:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

no,don't lump all of us true conservatives into this,this is more like the lbj term and not like the fiscal responsive fdr term

2007-09-22 14:50:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

I read that a while bad. A good one.

2007-09-22 14:18:43 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ Mel 7 · 4 1

It does seem that way on occasion.

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2007-09-22 16:32:24 · answer #10 · answered by Jacob W 7 · 2 0

Good one. Dang, I'm worn out and now I know why. :)

2007-09-22 14:19:47 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 6 0

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