2007-09-22 09:57:16 · 32 answers · asked by Bogan Outlaw 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
go to the door, dude! what`s the worst that could happen?...some pshyco weilding a butcher knife listening to the voices in his head?...r u willing to take the chance?
2007-09-22 10:02:20 · answer #1 · answered by heather h 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Probably the kids since I threw them outside to play and locked the doors.
2007-09-22 10:00:35 · answer #2 · answered by ♥STREAKER♥©℗† 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Bailiffs.
2007-09-22 23:15:51 · answer #3 · answered by mark j 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LAND SHARK
[ Music: "Jaws Theme" ]
[ open on interior, apartment ]
[ doorbell sounds ]
Woman #1: [ moves to chain-locked door ] Who is it?
Land Shark: [ muffled voice ] Mrs. Ramilarghh??
Woman #1: Who is it?
Land Shark: [ muffled voice ] Plumber..
Woman #1: Plumber? I didn't ask for a plumber. Who is it?
Land Shark: [ muffled voice ] Telegram.
Woman #1: Oh. Telegram. Just a moment.
[ unlocks door, and opens it. The head of the shark appears, grabbing her arm and pulling her into the hallway as she screams. ]
[ SUPER: "Jaws II" ]
[ dissolve to Sheriff's Office, Sheriff and Matt Hooper looking over a three-foot long metal tub covered with a white cloth ]
Matt Hooper: [ looks under cloth and winces ] Oh, my God!
Sheriff: What was it?
Matt Hooper: Land shark. The cleverest species of them all.
Sheriff:
[ dissolve to Woman #2 in her apartment ]
[ Music: "Jaws Theme ]
[ a knock at the door ]
Woman #2: [ appoaches the door ] Yes?
Land Shark: [ muffled voice ] Mrs. Arlsbergerhh??
Woman #2: Who?
Land Shark: [ muffled voice ] Mrs. Johnannesburrrr??
Woman #2: Who is it?
Land Shark: [ muffled voice ] Flowers.
Woman #2: Flowers? From whom?
Land Shark: [ muffled voice ] Plumber, ma'am..
Woman #2: I don't need a plumber. You're that clever shark, aren't you?
Land Shark: [ muffled voice ] Candygram.
Woman #2: Candygram, my foot! Get out of here before I call the proper authorities. You're the shark, and you know it.
Land Shark: [ muffled voice ] I'm only a dolphin, ma'am..
Woman #2: A dolphin? Well.. okay..
[ she opens the door, as the shark pulls her screaming into the hallway ]
[ dissolve to Sheriff's Office, Matt Hooper lifts up cloth napkin covering plate, then winces and looks away ]
Sheriff: What is it?
Matt Hooper: Egg salad again. [ removes sandwich from under napkin, and takes a bite ]
[ dissolve to Woman #3 in her apartment, Woman #2 putting on make-up to go out ]
[ door buzzes ]
Woman #3: Who is it?
Land Shark: [ muffled voice ] Land Shark.
Woman #3: [ laughing ] Oh, Walter!
[ she opens door laughing, but is attacked and dragged into the hall by the Land Shark ]
[ dissolve to Sheriff's Office, Sheriff on phone looking horrified into another rtub covered with cloth ]
Sheriff: [ on phone ] Hello, Walter. I have some good news, and I have some bad news. First, the good news. There's a party tonight at my house. Now, the bad news: you'll be coming stag. Goodbye, Walter..
[ dissolve to Woman #4 in apartment, listening to the radio ]
Radio: ...considered the cleverest of all sharks. Unlike the great white, which tends to inhabit the waters of harbors and recreational beach areas, the Land Shark may strike at any place, any time. It is capable of disguising its voice, and generally preys on young, single women. Experts at the University of Miami's Oceanographic Institute suggest that the best way to scare off the shark in the event of an attack is to hit or punch the predator in the Nose. Now for the weather..
Woman #4: [ turns off radio, as the doorbell rings ] Who is it?
Muffled Voice: Sorry to disturb you, ma'am. I'm from the Jehovah's Witnesses, and thought you might be interested in a copy of our journal, "The Watchtower".
Woman #4: [ grabs a mallet and inches towards the door ] Why, I'd be very interested..
Muffled Voice: Would you mind opening the door, ma'am?
Woman #4: Certainly.
[ she unlocks the door a crack, and reaches out with the mallet to strike the Land Shark's head. Instead of the shark, a Jehovah's Witness stumbles into the apartment and drops onto the floor in front of her. ]
[ SUPER: "The End?" ]
[ fade ]
2007-09-22 10:03:39 · answer #4 · answered by mgctouch 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
it's the police open up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
we are arresting u on the suspision of harrassment over the internet, u do not have to say anything but it may harm ur defence if u do not mention when questioned something which u later rely on in court!
only jkin bbz
its probably ppl tryin to sell stuff
lmao
xxxxx
2007-09-22 10:07:24 · answer #5 · answered by It's A Secret. Shh 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's Johny!
2007-09-22 10:00:02 · answer #6 · answered by DeltaKilo3 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Big bad wolf.
But it may be that tart who wants you to eat an Apple
Close door. and shop tomorrow
2007-09-22 10:06:07 · answer #7 · answered by jack 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its somebody here to ask you if you've ever read the Book of Morman.
2007-09-22 10:00:48 · answer #8 · answered by Link 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Usually a Domino's Pizza delivery guy!!!!
2007-09-22 10:01:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The wind
2007-09-22 10:01:00 · answer #10 · answered by And For A Moment I Am Happy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋