2007-09-22 09:28:29 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
to someone else this knife in my shoe is hurting me
2007-09-22 09:32:28 · answer #1 · answered by Riku 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is the pilots door always locked?
I promise I won't stab anybody with the four knives in my pocket, can I please keep them?
Don't tell anybody about my gun and I'll let you live.
If I were you, I would leave as soon as possible. Because, in a few minutes, there won't be much of an airport left. What?! I was only trying to save your life!!!!
2007-09-22 09:33:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it particularly is "feeling you up" And it particularly is offensive,dehumanizing,ineffective and centred on the incorrect human beings ninety 9% of the time interior the call of political correctness. As for the youngster porn guy,who did they think of may well be searching for those jobs whilst they began allowing them to do vaginal assessments on 6 365 days previous women? yet they particular flow out of their thank you to stay away from checking the Muslim guy.(Who will inevitably BE the Hijacker/Bomber/Terrorist) August
2016-10-19 10:49:38 · answer #3 · answered by starcher 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That dark thing on the x-ray? That's just a block of fudge...(Actually happened to my mother-in-law...it was wrapped in foil. They unwarpped it (carefully) and everyone had a piece (of fudge) and a good chuckle...at ICT in Wichita. K ;o)
2007-09-22 09:52:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are fireworks allowed to be set off on the plane?
2007-09-22 12:03:10 · answer #5 · answered by Mako 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is Heroin Illegal To Carry Here?
2007-09-22 09:39:18 · answer #6 · answered by Sky Guy 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Do you have a lighter I can borrow for the flight?
2007-09-22 09:32:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Don't touch that! The change in temperature might make it go off!"
2007-09-22 09:32:50 · answer #8 · answered by mean cats mama 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I might have a bomb. Wanna search me?
2007-09-22 09:31:53 · answer #9 · answered by wwhrd 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Anything with the word bomb in it.
2007-09-22 09:31:24 · answer #10 · answered by ............... 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋