ღ..things that you shouldn't do/say at the church..ღ?

Answer 1

Bring a stepping stool up to a church podium, clear your throat, then turn around, fart in the microphone, turn back around, pause, then lean toward the microphone and say "Body of Christ. Amen."

Answer 2

Well I am a Unitarian Univeralist and well we don't tell people what to do or say.

But..

"Will they hurry up and serve the wine I'm starting to loose my buzz"

Might be volunteering info that is better left unvolunteered.

There is a couple in the Columbus, OH area that robbed church services , but they wont have to worry about going to church anymore, they will be in jail for the rest of their lives.

Answer 3

For me I wouldn't be able to tell them my name and if they found out then they kick me out or try to preform an exorcism on me or if your talking about the occultic churches then I could say any thing I want because they would worship me ( just kidding)

Answer 4

Chew bubble gum and pop the bubbles, laugh uncontrollably when a mentally retarded kid farts (has happened before), don't say you listen to satanic music in church, don't bring a bunch of toys with your kids/little siblings...makes alot of racket.

Answer 5

Snore too loudly. It interupts the preacher. Trust me. I know this is true!

Answer 6

Could you scoot over some? I need more room to fall asleep!

Answer 7

You definitely don't want to say f**k in church.

Answer 8

you shouldn't burn someone's hair, you shouldn't burst into hysterical laughter and you shouldn't drop three times in five minutes your coat when you're sitting in the first row.

Answer 9

put your hands up! i want all your money!..