What should I do? He is awfully cute....
2007-09-22 05:42:10 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Be careful with elves, no matter HOW cute they are. It's all a ruse with Elves. Sure they're cute and cuddly. Sure they can entertain us with their juggling or (sometimes) funny jokes. But just when they've wiggled their way into your heart, they stomp on it. While you sleep, they move your stuff around. "Where's my collection of Justin Guarini records?" Who knows, the ELF moved them.
So here's my advice (years of experience with elves and fairies): Show him the door, slam it shut, and bolt that sucker! Good luck!
2007-09-22 05:50:07 · answer #1 · answered by Goldmind 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I made my ferrets dwelling house my dwelling house. continuously permit her roam loose. it is not a undesirable theory, your ferret will love you for it. purely shop your place sparkling and sparkling the muddle container generally to decrease down on the odors. To the different guy or woman saying they had smash your stuff, this is nonsense. i've got owned 5 ferrets in my existence and not certainly one of them has ever destroyed any of my issues. Ferrets are exceedingly intelligent animals and may well be experienced to do many stuff. shop that in the time of suggestions as properly. Have a great day! -Amos
2016-10-19 10:15:27 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go steal his foot rest and relocate his ferret cage
2007-09-22 05:46:21 · answer #3 · answered by Laura 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hear this SO often! Why? Why must the elves be blamed for all the thievery??
Perhaps he just needed a seat! hmf.
Oh goldmine, I'm hurt... and for the last time! I do NOT know where your Justin Guarini record collection is!
2007-09-22 05:47:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Give him a kittyburger from the Burger King drive thru.
2007-09-22 06:19:06 · answer #5 · answered by Granny 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Who's cuter, the elf or the ferret...
Regardless, can I have some of what you are smoking?
2007-09-22 05:48:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
put him in the ferret cage and call the Enquirer you could be rich....
2007-09-22 06:37:30 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Saw Dust♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Squash him like a bug.
2007-09-22 05:52:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Where did you buy your stamp?
Next time get the self adhesives.
2007-09-22 05:46:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
ask him to meet Santa, maybe he will give you some presents too
2007-09-22 05:46:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋