2007-09-22 05:04:44 · 14 answers · asked by Bistro 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I hear you do drug testing. I have a lot of experience with drugs. If you give me the drugs, I'll let you know what's good and what is a rip-off.
If you need drugs, I can get you whatever you want, and there is a bulk discount I offer.
2007-09-22 05:17:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
I got fired from my last job for punching the boss, jerk.
You really want me here at 8 a.m.?
I got fired from my last job because the boss caught me messing around with his wife/daughter.
I got fired from my last job because I got caught buying drugs[ crack] in the company truck, I am out on bond right now.
I have heard all of these in real life!
And the best I can't come in for my interview tomorrow cause I gota go to court, I think I'm getting 6 months, can I start when I get out?
2007-09-22 13:05:35 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I stress really easy so I need a lot of breaks and a 2 hour lunch so I can nap so I won't get cranky!!
2007-09-22 12:17:12 · answer #3 · answered by Ginny 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
(12)
Excuse me, while I scratch
( and then proceed to scratch your private parts)
I got me a mean case of the crabs from somebody I was doing at my last job.
2007-09-22 12:44:01 · answer #4 · answered by ♫ Bubastes, Cat Goddess♥ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
O.K. you say it's 40 hours. I'll try to actually work at least half the time.
2007-09-22 12:16:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey are the chicks easy around here?
2007-09-22 12:38:47 · answer #6 · answered by zen 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Who did you sleep with to get your job?...lol....I'm just kidding...
I think i fit this job into my schedule, when is lunch?
2007-09-22 21:04:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
grab the bosses picture on his desk and say who's the fugly family!
2007-09-22 12:13:57 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No i'm not rehabilitated; but i've paid my debt to society
2007-09-22 12:11:48 · answer #9 · answered by motherofthree 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
How many smoke breaks do I get?
2007-09-22 12:11:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋