2007-09-22 04:06:06 · 24 answers · asked by ♥ тнє σяιgιиαℓ gιяℓfяι∂αу ♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Its PMS.
2007-09-22 04:09:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
My aunt got sick, and I was asked to take some soup over
Then the republicans, after listening in to the phone call, we're convinced it was "code" for attacking wall street" so detained me as a "enemy combatant" in Cuba. After several sessions of water boarding, and making me listen to Clay Aiken day and night, they realized their mistake, so made me go hunting with VP Cheney, where he promptly shot me.
Fortunately, he'd been drinking, so was a lousy shot, but I still had to hold a press conference, and apologize for the trouble I caused him, thus the government felt I had been discredited enough, I got a tax bill for my detention, as "unclaimed income" e.g., a free vacation with airfare, and now, my aunt, who never got her soup won't speak to me, the rest of the family is PO'd that I let her down, and TSA has me on a "watch list", so I can't fly.
And that's my excuse.
2007-09-22 04:18:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't make excuses. I did what I did. If you want to punish me, that's fine. I knew the consequences.
2007-09-22 04:12:29 · answer #3 · answered by Lady M 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I saw my boyfriend picking his nose, so I got petrified and they had to take me to the hospital. I was in there for a good 8 hours.
2007-09-22 04:09:46 · answer #4 · answered by amy 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Well...some jerk called me on the phone at 330 this morning...and when i took it off the hook...he started knocking on the door and yelling...til I called someone to come over...then he left finally....and now i have a headache....other than that...I don't have one...
2007-09-22 04:11:09 · answer #5 · answered by Bite me 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The terrorists.
2007-09-22 04:12:20 · answer #6 · answered by Whatever 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My excuse for daydreaming? I was just thinking about your picture babe.
2007-09-22 04:10:56 · answer #7 · answered by Rocketmaniac 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
The dog ate my homework.
2007-09-22 04:10:08 · answer #8 · answered by ............... 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I do not need to explain myself to the likes of you!
2007-09-22 04:09:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
if i had'nt gone i would'nt got this swell burbing lettuce bowl
2007-09-22 04:21:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
But it went in so easily!
2007-09-22 04:09:44 · answer #11 · answered by Flower Girl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋