My mother has agreed to spend the entire day and most of the day tomorrow with my bastard child. I don't even know where to start. Nasty and I do so many illegal and awesome things on a daily basis, that we're going to have to do something especially dangerous to make today super special. Thanks be to you and (hopefully) your shared lack of morals for your help and attention in this matter.
2007-09-22 04:02:57 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Please don't refer to our child as a bastard. Just because he is a bastard doesn't mean you have to call little Gunther a bastard. Now then:
Saturday morning - field trip to the library: once there your goal is to walk up to people quietly reading and yell "shut the hell up!" directly in their face. The person thrown out first is the winner.
Saturday afternoon - dack an old person: creep up on old men in the mall and attempt to pull their pants down before running away screaming "he touched my boob!". The winner is the first person to score a date.
Saturday night - naked theme party at the McCain Mansion. Come dressed as your favourite barn yard animal.
Sunday morning - random serenades: you will need a portable CD player, donation can and a sledge hammer for this. You simply knock on peoples doors at random and then lip synch to the Thong Song whilst doing an improvised break dance routine. The sledge hammer is to smash their letter box if they don't make an appropriate donation.
Sunday afternoon - at the zoo: you will need 2 gorilla suits for this. Your job is to hide in bushes and then jump out onto startled onlookers, before beating your chest and showing your brightly coloured buttocks as a signal of aggression.
Good luck, and say hello to the little bastard for me.
2007-09-22 18:36:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
I have complete faith that between the two of you you will come up with many devious and dangerous escapades to last you well past the 24 hour time frame..... why am I stuck at work....so not fair! Have fun !
2007-09-22 12:10:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some guy in Brisbane broke into his neighbors house and made sex toys with bathroom items. See if you can figure out the sex toy he made with a bottle of detergent, a piece of wood, and a rubber glove. Ive been trying to figure it out and can't decide.
2007-09-22 11:12:06 · answer #3 · answered by Heyitsme 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well, I cant really suggest anything you broads probably haven't tried, or do on a regular basis....
I think as long as the following elements are involved, you will be just fine:
alcohol
controlled substances i.e. meth, coke, a little weed, acid of course
hamsters, preferrably Yamster
a gimp
guaranteed fun times
2007-09-22 11:09:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm here.I always get into illegal situations. :3
Ok,we'll need a spider-man squirt gun,a construction worker,a fern and a DVD set of Hannah Montana episodes.
2007-09-22 11:06:20 · answer #5 · answered by Dora 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get an 8 ball, call work and say Drew's dead. A case of beer wouldnt hurt either.
2007-09-22 20:26:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Marla
2007-09-22 20:04:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Have a lovely time whoring around.
2007-09-22 16:35:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
thats easy, first of all tell mum she is watching my spawns of satan as well and then come pick me and my lover boy up and we will paint the town red
2007-09-22 11:06:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lots of liqour and lick her. take pictures. love - the rev
2007-09-22 11:13:51 · answer #10 · answered by rev. jay mccain ( . ) ( . ) 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋