Do you know any tricks to make your farts louder?

Answer 1

I'm sorry but if I tell you, I will have to kill you.

Answer 2

Is it jsut me, or is the human race becoming less reassuring everyday, that it will progress much further. I mean, we used to wonder things, like what are those shiny lights in the sky. Then we found out they were starts. Whats that big round thing at night, that changed shape sometimes. Then we found out it was a natural satellite to us, the moon. We then landed on that round thing. Now, with the limitless possibilities of our ever developing and evolving minds, and incredible technology thats available to the general public, it seems we want to learn less than ever. I fear that our greatest and most valuable trait, our curiousity, has left or is leaving us slowly through time.

Coming on answers just now, my fears were backed, when the first 2 questions i read, were : How to make boobs bigger on sims 2, and do you know any tricks that make your farts louder?... Hmm... How innovative we aspire to become. Truly, pioneers in the fart amplication industry. Please tell me your like 10 years old, so I dont scream in frustration trying to understand what you could possibly want this information for... .



Ugh, why am i doing this. Why am I going to help you. Oh well, okay heres what you do. It ll be Great!! You know those cheesy informercials for like those Bell and howell - Sonic Earz personal sound amplifier, lol. (you know, where the 80 year old guy had that goofy, frozen grin on his face in the movie theatre, and then hes all like "I could never hear any thing before, but now I know whats going to happen, before the director even does (My lord this is so corny)) [side note: I mean seriously, If you cant hear anything in a movie theatre with surround sound and a base that could rattle your house to rubble, Then you got some pretty big problems buddy, and some 19 dollar plastic circuit in a box, will not be performing miracles for you.] - anyway, You buy mini speakers, that plug into headphone jacks, and instead of connecting hearing aids to is, plug these babies in and put them in you back backets (Always wanted to have a J Lo butt? Well Now You Can!!!), or other strategic places (you can figure some out). But anyway, turn to volume all the way up, wear a jock backwards and set that Sonic Ears blaster or whatever that fandangled thing is called in there, And LetuR RIP!!!! Just dont doit in Hiroshima or Nagasaki, theres still people that get sort of jumpy there during random, loud explosions.

Answer 3

what r u 3?

Answer 4

Hold it in...feel the pressure build...sit on an airtight surface (wooden chair, leather seatcushion) and let her rip. Push HARD; open that orifice wide. If you're wussy, you'll get one of those high-pitched soprano-at-the-choir farts. You want a big bass fart that sounds like a tuba.

Answer 5

When you fart, Push your a** up against a wall. Since the wall is hollow it will vibrate throughout the room. It works really well if you have a big thunderin' one.

Answer 6

LOL!! Why would you ask a question like this. It doesn't belong in this catergory though. I would have to get back to you on this because my brother is the expert and hes not here right now. LOL!!= ]♥

Answer 7

Ask any man out here and I guarantee you'll get a whole bunch of tricks!!:)

Answer 8

Squeeze your butt-cheeks together when you push the air out, so that the air has to pass through more skin-- then, the sound is maximized.

Answer 9

Press your buttocks down hard on a wooden chair.

Answer 10

LOL!
Fart & put a whoopie coushin underneath & sit on it at the same time.

& c'mon all the people saying "eww" its a part of life, jeez.

Answer 11

Blast off in the bathtub!