A woman keeps asking her husband if her boobs are so small. ''Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?'' she asks.
The next day her husband buys her a mirror. Before bed, she always looks in the mirror and asks her husband, ''Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?''
Finally he gets so annoyed that he says, ''I know how to make them larger!''
''How!?!?!?'' she asks.
''Take a bunch of toilet paper and rub it in between your boobs.''
''Well how long does it take?'' she asks.
''They should expand over the years,'' he answers.
''How did you know that?'' she wonders.
''I dunno, but it sure worked for your ***, didn't it?'''
2007-09-21 13:07:28 · 18 answers · asked by daffydd max 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Normally I would call you sexist - but I don't like women who are so obsessed with their weight or size. Made me laugh - but you know the wife beat the crap out of the husband after he said it!
teehee
2007-09-21 13:17:08 · answer #1 · answered by happy_southernlady 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
sizewise....star......the husband has to be harry........
Tom, Dick and Harry were in the pub enjoying a few quiet drinks one night, when they decided to get in on the weekly raffle. They bought five $1 tickets each, seeing it was for charity. The following week, when the raffle was drawn, they each won a prize. Tom won the first prize - a whole year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce. Dick was the winner of the second prize - six month's supply of
gourmet coffee. And Harry won the sixth prize - a toilet brush. When they met in the pub a week later, Harry asked the others how they were enjoying their prizes. "Great," said Tom. "I love spaghetti." "And I'm loving the coffee," said Dick. "So how's the toilet brush, Harry?" "Not so good," Harry said, "I reckon I'll go back to paper..."
2007-09-22 07:21:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but if my guy said that to me, I would kiss him! Why because I am a big girl and he loves my body, and if he didn't say anything about my big body, THEN I would slap him!
2007-09-21 20:22:09 · answer #3 · answered by Jewelz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-21 20:19:36 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bad bad bad but funny funny funny
2007-09-21 21:18:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Must tell my old pal, Gavin this one. He goes for lardies!
2007-09-21 20:13:03 · answer #6 · answered by Modern Major General 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats sooooooooooooooooooooo fricking funny!!!!!!!!!!
2007-09-21 20:24:29 · answer #7 · answered by The Angry Vegetable 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok, that's definitely funny enough for a star!
2007-09-21 20:11:46 · answer #8 · answered by David B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha so lame
2007-09-21 20:11:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
i wod slap him to
stupid pig
once i slapped him i would go and get laid
2007-09-21 21:21:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋