Van driver, Smila, picks up a young female hitchhiker in Turkey and after they've travelled some distance he propositions her. She agrees and suggests they get into the back of the van but he tells her it's full of plumbing equipment.
"I know," he says, "Let's do it on the bonnet." So throwing all caution to the wind, they climb aboard and start bonki*g away. The passion is getting stronger and stronger, the van is swaying from side to side and at the crucial moment he flings himself away and hits his back on the aerial. The next day, it's still very painful so he goes along to the doctor's.
After examining Smila the doc looks at him and says, "Mmm...that's the worst case of Van Aerial disease I've ever seen."
2007-09-21 12:07:02 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha brilliant one Fidgety.!!!
Van Aerial is a disaster disease, lol.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers.!!!
2007-09-22 11:13:02 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A really good joke well worth a star. I hope you had a good nights sleep and are up and ready to go with some more jokes.
2016-05-20 05:13:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I star (you will see) & a round of applause (that you won't hear - hope you'll hear the applause in your mind, anyway!)
I'd like to ask you a question or two here, if I may.
Why on earth aren't you doing this for a living? Stand-up, maybe, or writing for someone else to do it.? OR SOMETHING? Your talent is obvious, it shouldn't be wasted.
Good luck fidgety.
2007-09-21 13:21:16 · answer #3 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
great joke, i enjoyed it
too bad for Smila
2007-09-21 16:59:07 · answer #4 · answered by Brian 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-21 14:04:32 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha... did not see that coming! I hope you do not mind, but I forwarded it to all my friends! Funny! Got any more?
2007-09-21 12:16:27 · answer #6 · answered by Jewelz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good,you keep coming up with these classic jokes,don't stop.
2007-09-21 12:12:11 · answer #7 · answered by Crackerjack 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Groan - but funny too
2007-09-21 12:18:50 · answer #8 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha brıllıant as usual fıdget.
mıssıng you hun.
home soon though x
2007-09-22 10:00:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-09-21 21:57:58 · answer #10 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋