Joke >>>>> Have you got it sorted?

Question

Cracker Jack walks into a bar, orders a pint, drinks it and then wets himself, leaving a puddle all over the floor. The landlord, is livid but Jack is so embarrassed and so apologetic, he allows him to stay. But after another pint Jack does it again - pis*es all down his leg.
That's it, the landlord throws him out of the pub, telling him never to come back.
A month later, Jack returns from a fishing trip and goes back to the pub.
As soon as the landlord sees Jack, he shouts at the top of his voice, "You're banned!!"
Poor Jack is so embarrassed he rushes out sobbing. Six months go by and one lunchtime Jack appears again.
"Hold on landlord, everything's sorted out now, it was a nervous affliction."
"Well OK," says the landlord who could see that Jack had changed, and he serves him a pint of beer. No sooner had he drunk it than he peed all down his leg onto the carpet.
"You blo*dy tw*t" roars the landlord. You told me you had it sorted.".....

"I do" smiles Jack. "I went to a psychiatrist and he has taught me not to be embarrassed and upset about it. I'm quite confident now, in fact I feel real proud."

Answer 1

Amazing how you know these things about me. I'll tell you what...you don't 'arf get sore legs when that happens ! keep the jokes coming;you will make me famous one day.LOL

Answer 2

A. How did the owner know the local resident snored? B. How did the owner know whether the local resident minded his room being shared? C. How did the owner know the spare bed was empty? D. Why was the owner so interested in what sort of night Jim Jnr had? I think this joke needs analysing further!!!

Answer 3

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

Answer 4

ah yes, confidence is always important

Answer 5

cool

Answer 6

funny, star

Answer 7

ha ha ha funny

Answer 8

not bad

Answer 9

pmsl.

Answer 10

nice one thanks lol ☺