Can anyone suggest funny job descriptions like killing mosquitoes etc. I can't think of one right now.
The most funny one will get the points.
2007-09-21 10:59:52 · 8 answers · asked by Rip Van W 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I always thought that a funny job would be a rooftop bird poop cleaner... someones got to do it or better yet a zoo vet:
check monkeys for fleas lice, ticks,same w/ lions and giraffes etc.
2007-09-21 11:09:58 · answer #1 · answered by Llamacat 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Look at this one
http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/work/work18.htm
When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this....
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock you doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in you favorite chair, open the package and remove the thermometer.
Then, carefully place it on a table or a flat surface, so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins - Take out the literature and read it carefully.
You will notice that in small print there is a statement.
"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested"
Finally, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times.
"I am so glad I do not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson."
2007-09-21 11:12:53 · answer #2 · answered by Confused 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Roto Rooter Scuba Diver
2007-09-21 13:14:46 · answer #3 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Smelling peoples armpits and see if their deodorant works
2007-09-21 11:03:39 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Giving dogs and cats manicures and massages =D
2007-09-21 11:07:00 · answer #5 · answered by 11:11 pm<3 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Professional zit popper. (Salon or spa people)
2007-09-21 11:05:12 · answer #6 · answered by Kristen 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
eating food
2007-09-21 11:03:15 · answer #7 · answered by ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ Gatorade 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
botteling "clean air" and selling it.
2007-09-21 11:02:41 · answer #8 · answered by Cheryl L 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋