144,000.
But with all this New Light I think it just might be past 144,000 people these days.
2007-09-21 10:11:25 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
quite a few they are not very smart
2007-09-21 10:17:23 · answer #1 · answered by represent the one 2 · 1⤊ 13⤋
according to the JW's only 144,000 go to heaven, the rest who are not destroyed will live forever on Earth. Last time I was at their church it was in the 6 million area world wide.
2007-09-21 17:21:21 · answer #2 · answered by Antdak 6 · 9⤊ 0⤋
I do not find this question to be funny. Jehovah's Witnesses are humans, and just like a normal human, it will only take 1 to screw in a lightbulb. If someone was asking the same question about your religion, you wouldn't like it.
2007-09-22 16:30:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 1⤋
by the way did I mention that today almost 1000 people got baptized as Jehovah´s witnesses and are helping preaching God´s kingdom?
2007-09-22 16:07:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
Why is it that nonbelievers claim to be so well evolved, unbiased, and understanding. Yet, all so many of them do is show their own deficiency of character and lack of decency and respect for other people? But they love to chide themselves and other into believing that the religious are the ones who are so backwards and intolerant.
2007-09-21 17:24:00 · answer #5 · answered by F'sho 4 · 9⤊ 1⤋
Aren't you a clever girl (Ole Baby B)....how long did it take for you to think up that JOKE on Yahoo ANSWERS, all night?
PS - Don't quite the day job :)
2007-09-22 17:33:30 · answer #6 · answered by Paul S 4 · 8⤊ 1⤋
If it were possible to give multiple thumbs up, I'd give davster and carnivorouscat 10 each.
You really should find a more constructive hobby or life project.
2007-09-21 18:56:33 · answer #7 · answered by NMB 5 · 6⤊ 3⤋
Ole Baby B..... LOL ROTFLMBO....... Not
Thx 4 the 2 points
*Add* Where's davsters' answer? I haven't seen it.
2007-09-22 16:27:55 · answer #8 · answered by Meemaw's Pride & Joy 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
How many JW haters does it take to screw in a light bulb? NO one knows cus their still in the dark!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA HA.
2007-09-21 22:01:06 · answer #9 · answered by Daysee 3 · 13⤊ 2⤋
I second davster. You are not even capable making a proper question, but you beleive you are somehow superior,
sad :-(
2007-09-21 17:24:10 · answer #10 · answered by carnivorouscat 2 · 10⤊ 2⤋
Daysee. Thats a good one .LOL
2007-09-21 22:25:31 · answer #11 · answered by DEBBO 5 · 9⤊ 1⤋