A drunk was hauled into court. Mister, the judge began, you've been brought here for drinking.
'Great', the drunk exclaimed. 'When do we get started?'
2007-09-21 10:01:47 · 17 answers · asked by Bonobo 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A cop pulls over a car that had been weaving all over the road. The driver rolls down the window, the officer says "Drinking tonight sir?" The drunk says " Sure am, I'll have a scotch and soda."
2007-09-21 10:08:40 · answer #1 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
lol Nice on. I like to drink occasionally. I think it's good for your health in moderation so long as you can find your pants in the morning your OK :)
2007-09-22 05:27:02 · answer #2 · answered by Strong HandZ 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like that one
2007-09-21 10:21:51 · answer #3 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmaoooooooooo . cool and hilarious mate
cheers mate lol
2007-09-21 10:06:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
drinking T ??
me tort u were you were funny me hunny, ava star and continue to go far..grrrh
2007-09-21 10:07:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
cute
2007-09-21 19:56:39 · answer #6 · answered by AirForce Wife 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THE JUDGE REPLIES RIGHT NOW.
2007-09-21 10:06:33 · answer #7 · answered by Cheeky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
make mine a double
2007-09-21 11:10:08 · answer #8 · answered by daffydd max 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha now that was funnnnnny
2007-09-21 10:04:47 · answer #9 · answered by **beep** 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
baha
2007-09-21 18:47:54 · answer #10 · answered by she's pretty much amazing™ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋