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to forgive you...IF you repent of your wickedness and accept Jesus as your savior. The Lord in His infinite mercy wants to save you from the beast with seven heads. Won't you let Jesus save you before it's too late?

Which among you has the courage to trade skepticism for baptism?

2007-09-21 09:59:03 · 42 answers · asked by Pull My Finger 7 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

42 answers

I, I... *shuffles uncomfortably* You see, I... *stares at your extended finger*, I don't need your forgiveness 'cause, well, y'see...

(Such a handsome finger!)

I ain't 'yeller 'bout no 7-headed beast, your Mom ain't that bad, you... ohGOD!... I don't need no...

*Pulls your finger*

Did I win?! Did I win?!

2007-09-21 11:12:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

I hope you don't consider this as some sense of evangelism. For one thing, you obviously do not understand the basic thinking of an atheist. For another, you come across with stuff that makes no sense, even for those of us who know something about the Bible. Thirdly, you show little respect - how do you expect to win anyone's attention if you are disrespectful?

You need to examine how Jesus dealt with people. Read through the Gospels and stay out of Revelation for a while.

2007-09-21 10:10:17 · answer #2 · answered by TroothBTold 5 · 3 0

Id do it, but I cant swim--terrified of water, no baptism for me.

Sorry.

Well, that and I could never get down with that whole feeling bad and being a "sinner" just for existing. I guess its cause she was a Jew so she didnt know people areinherently evil, but I always loved when Anne Frank said that despite it all she still thought people were good.

2007-09-21 10:04:56 · answer #3 · answered by Showtunes 6 · 3 0

Repentance has something to do with "Sitting in Sackcloth and Ashes." If you are ever in India, I suggest that you need to ask someone who is actually doing it so that you can discover how to "Worship in Spirit."

It may be a help to those who don't know what this means..."I will have mercy, not sacrifice."

2007-09-21 10:09:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

That is the single most condescending statement I have ever heard. I pity you your ignorance, manifest ego and pride (cardinal sin there) and your gullability. besides do you really beliieve you can do a conversion over the electrinic links?

Think I'm harsh, just count the thumbs up and down; I'm willing to bet many many more ups than downs.

2007-09-21 10:04:38 · answer #5 · answered by davster 6 · 7 0

The beast of seven heads...that does sound scary alright. So the beast of seven heads and hell ........what else ya got? I'm not worried about either of those.

2007-09-21 10:09:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

You need to offer more than forgiveness for me to convert. X-ray vision would be nice.

2007-09-21 10:21:57 · answer #7 · answered by S K 7 · 2 0

Hmmm, let me think about it for a millisecond or two..no. Youre asking me to trade logic for some silly superstition

2007-09-21 10:03:45 · answer #8 · answered by Nemesis 7 · 6 0

How magnanimous of you to forgive a simpleton like me, but I skip and I suggest you go and see a shrink (usually that is what one should do when he believes he is god)

2007-09-21 10:06:27 · answer #9 · answered by remy 5 · 1 1

Forgive me for what? Not accepting your beliefs, which I think are delusional?

2007-09-21 10:29:11 · answer #10 · answered by Tikhacoffee/MisterMoo 6 · 2 0

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