2007-09-21 09:49:59 · 10 answers · asked by bobsbigboy 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
144,000.
Unless there is new light of course, the way things are going I think it just might be past 144,000 these days.
2007-09-21 09:54:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
I know you are just trying to be funny, but in jest you are poking fun at God. Very treacherous waters you are treading.
Now, ifyou had said, "How many Jehovah's Witnesses...." then that could have some seriously funny answers. SUch as,
JW's are aloud to mess with the light, they just get to change how they view the light that they get from the Governing Body.
Or, they could only be the married JW's since it involves screwing.
Or, we will never know since they change the rules on HOW to change a lightbulb, or IF you can screw in a lightbulb...it's just so confusing as to what their position is on screwing in a lightbulb, I believe now that it's a conscience matter as to whether you can or not, but there are still thousands that were disfellowshipped for doing it before the "newlight" came and said it was possibly okay to do it
Good luck.
2007-09-21 17:36:36 · answer #2 · answered by Carol D 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hang on, I'm looking that up in my latest edition of The Watchtower.
2007-09-21 17:36:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Three. One to screw in the bulb, and two to knock on your door and ask you if you've seen the light!
2007-09-21 16:57:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
1 to hold it and the other three to turn him
2007-09-21 16:54:52 · answer #5 · answered by I love America♥♥♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two, but it's a sin (and it's a biiiig light bulb).
2007-09-21 17:02:15 · answer #6 · answered by Doc Occam 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't know - I didn't let them in to find out.
2007-09-21 16:57:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
144,000 of course, provided that it doesn't involve blood transfusions.
2007-09-21 16:54:38 · answer #8 · answered by sdb deacon 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
deppends on who the jehovahs are and how smart they are
2007-09-21 16:54:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Five - one to do it, and four to witness.
2007-09-21 16:56:42 · answer #10 · answered by ♥≈Safi≈♥ ☼of the Atheati☼ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋