An atheist was walking through the woods.
"What majestic trees"!
"What powerful rivers"!
"What beautiful animals"!
He said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.
He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right On top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him. At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!"
Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was still.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident." "Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer"?
The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps You could make the BEAR a Christian"?
"Very Well," said the Voice.
The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:
"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen."
2007-09-21 09:49:53 · 8 answers · asked by inkysquares 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!!! That was great! I am cracking up at my desk at work.
Loved it.
2007-09-21 09:55:12 · answer #1 · answered by Joe Dragon 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1, Nice story and an amusing ending. Oh Dear SusanJ if only it were but a joke. However from your chose of posting and your profile it seems hard to believe that this was not a poor attempt at making a point! Jokes that are aim at others are only funny to those who are not at the receiving end and are small minded enough not to understand how it might be perceived. 2, "But what think ye? A certain man had two sons; and he came to the first, and said, Son, go work to day in my vineyard." (Matthew 21:28 "He answered and said, I will not: but afterward he repented, and went." (Matthew 21:29 KJV) "And he came to the second, and said likewise. And he answered and said, I go, sir: and went not." (Matthew 21:30 KJV) Need I go on? where is the love? The true love that you wish to spread with open arms? For in your words there is only treat and insult, that is not love.
2016-05-20 03:37:52 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cool!
I'm going 2 share that one at my church.
2007-09-21 10:26:40 · answer #3 · answered by Jolene 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. I had no idea where this joke was going.
2007-09-21 09:58:10 · answer #4 · answered by regerugged 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
soooo true
2007-09-21 09:57:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
OH MAN!!!!!!!!!!
that was GREAT!!!!!!!!
ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT!!!!!!!!!!
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2007-09-21 09:56:40 · answer #6 · answered by ~soul*of*a*diva~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao.....funnnnyy
2007-09-21 10:00:01 · answer #7 · answered by I Love Me!!! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have always like that one. thanks.
2007-09-21 09:58:06 · answer #8 · answered by elfgarden7 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋