When Mr.. Wilkins answered the door late in the evening one day after he'd lost his wife scuba diving, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen. "We're sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr. Wilkins, but we have some information about your wife."
"Well...tell me!" he demanded.
The policeman said, "We have some bad news, some pretty good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"
Fearing the worse, Mr. Wilkins said, "Give me the bad news first."
So the policeman said, "I'm sorry to tell you sir, but we found your wife's body this morning in San Francisco Bay."
"OH MY GOD!," said Mr. Wilkins, overcome by emotion. Then, remembering what the policeman had said, he asked, "What's the good news?"
"Well," said the policeman, "When we pulled her up she had two five-pound lobsters and a dozen good size Dungeoness crabs on her."
"Huh?" he said, not understanding. "So, what's the great news?"
The policeman smiled, licked his chops, and said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow morning."
2007-09-21 09:24:31 · 27 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaaaaa.
(You've disturbed 'Snowie' :(
2007-09-21 09:31:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL So inebriated he forgot he ought to no longer walk!!! this may be a sturdy humorous tale because of the fact which you assume he won't be able to stroll because of the fact he's merely too inebriated. it particularly is why human beings drink...to ignore their certainty (if basically some human beings might ignore they maypersistent...) Edit: a minimum of he went into the astounding domicile...I merely observed on the information the day previous some guy who have been given inebriated at a bowling place and crossed the line, broke right into a house and went to sleep interior the customer mattress room there! could no longer remember something while the police confirmed up!
2016-10-05 03:28:03 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have a star very good
2007-09-21 09:53:49 · answer #3 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Evil joke but made me laugh. Tsk Tsk!
2007-09-21 09:30:51 · answer #4 · answered by Mad Irish Momma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
V good have a star ha ha ha
2007-09-21 09:50:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well I love good funny jokes, sick ones or not and yes this one is funny! lmao
2007-09-21 09:31:26 · answer #6 · answered by mistickle17 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe, the title drew me in.
So wrong, and very funny (just how I like it!)
2007-09-21 13:59:39 · answer #7 · answered by Mrs Adorkable 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2007-09-21 09:29:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-09-21 15:02:37 · answer #9 · answered by Normal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My wife isn't dead but she still has crabs
2007-09-21 09:31:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
roflmao thankx for the hardy laugh. keep it up....star
2007-09-21 14:07:38 · answer #11 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋