Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment?
A: An IN-body experience!
Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme.
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?
A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.
Q: Why don't blondes eat Jello?
A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.
Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A: They can't find the zipper.
Q: What will a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.
Q: Why don't blondes use vibrators?
A: They chip their teeth.
Q: Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?
A: Cause their balls show!
Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs?
A: It's the only car name they can spell.
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
A: An interpreter.
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
A: A mental block.
Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning?
A: Pack their lunch and send them to work.
Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
A: Introduces herself.
Q: How can you steal the window seat of a blonde on a plane going to London?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?
A: She fell out of the tree.
Q: What's a blonde's idea of safe sex?
A: Locking the car door.
2007-09-21 09:00:07 · 8 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
like them bessie, yahoo being a blonde biyatch again
2007-09-21 10:02:13 · answer #1 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-19 08:13:52 · answer #2 · answered by carlstrom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All good ones !! That's a good Canadian joke those maple leafs !! The visual I got from the San Fransisco one made me change my mind on wanting one!! eeeoooowww!! hahahahahaha!!
2007-09-21 10:26:28 · answer #3 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another great list of blond jokes, 10/10 tell us more thx for thr laughs cause I'm lmaorof....star
2007-09-21 12:00:18 · answer #4 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good there Jim!!!
ha ha ha I like the blonde jokes!!!!
2007-09-21 18:45:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha I notice puggy is wearing a red wig!!!
:-)))
2007-09-21 10:27:57 · answer #6 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some old and some new, excellent.
2007-09-21 10:17:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-09-22 00:19:47 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋