2007-09-21 08:49:09 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Rachel: Can I come to the party? Primoa won't have any good music, so I could bring some KEXP studio CD's.
2007-09-21 08:56:04 · update #1
No, no you have it all wrong. According to the "true" Christians, us "others" have to stick around for the tribulation along with you atheists and heathens. Once they're all floated away, Riegan and I are moving into Primoa's house and throwing a party!
EDIT: I'll have to ask Riegan, she's in charge of the guest list, but most likely you'll be allowed in. Deke's in charge of the music.
2007-09-21 08:52:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 4⤋
I'm not a Christian, but I'm hoping to at least get a Rapture ticket on one of Xenu's DC-8 Space Planes. I'm on stand-by right now.
2007-09-21 10:15:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
in case you basically have criminal duty, then it in all probability won't cover the twist of destiny. the guy hitting the parked vehicle may well be the guy's insurance that is in charge for the damages. you will possibly routinely be coated under your mom's insurance IF she gave you permission to apply the motor vehicle. you will have contacted the police on the college, or if that replaced into not finished, and you comprehend who hit you, have your mom touch his mothers and fathers relating to the damages. normally the insurance agency will supply the owner of the automobile a verify for the damages and that they pay to have them finished. So in case you're able to do them extra low-value than between the estimates your mom gets, i'm particular you're able to do it. you would be saving your mom some funds. however the guy who hit you is in charge for the damages.
2016-10-19 08:07:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ack! God made us ask Rapture questions at the same time lol! I think the Other Christians get bumped about 4 or 5 times before they finally get to heaven.
2007-09-21 08:52:58 · answer #4 · answered by /\v/\TARD 3 · 2⤊ 4⤋
No one is being 'raptured.' out of here. When the true Christ returns we are going to join him in the 'spirit.' The bible says air, but translating it back to the Greek, it is in the spirit.
2007-09-21 09:01:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
No one knows, as the Rapture has not taken place.
2007-09-21 08:59:11 · answer #6 · answered by batgirl2good 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I'm sure they do. According to True Christians, I'll most likely be in the cargo area.
2007-09-21 08:54:08 · answer #7 · answered by Purdey EP 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋
those who are not born again never enter heaven ... do NOT get raptured.
Jesus said, "Except a man be born of water AND of the Spirit, he cannot enter into the kingdom of God." (john 3:5)
if you want to enter, be sure you are born again according to acts 2:38 & john 3.
2007-09-21 09:03:55 · answer #8 · answered by t d 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Yes with the Jesus super-saver plan!
You get: no unpleasant, long, drawn out death. Zap!! Straight to the sky!
And wait that's not all, call now and get special time with Jesus!
Just say, "Super Save me Jesus!"
**offer not available to all invisible sky god worshipers.
2007-09-21 09:01:56 · answer #9 · answered by Holy Cow! 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Wonder if the trip up for first-class has less turbulence?
2007-09-21 08:53:22 · answer #10 · answered by inbetweendays 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋