A woman has two children, and a homicidal maniac tells her she can only keep one. Which one does she let him kill?
2007-09-21 08:44:08 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
the ugly one
2007-09-21 08:51:27 · answer #1 · answered by lynn 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
answer 1. She keeps the angel and kills the devil.
answer 2. She doesn't let him kill one.
2007-09-21 23:15:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
brian:that's just terrible
peter:no the ugly one
thats a alright joke but if that where me i ask my kids if they wanted allowances if one said yes i say him if the other one did too I'd say keep the change
2007-09-21 16:28:10 · answer #3 · answered by christianbovier 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
himself, (the maniac)
2007-09-21 16:00:46 · answer #4 · answered by gothpunkrocker91 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats not a riddle, thats just awful
2007-09-21 15:57:27 · answer #5 · answered by rljcm 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Himself, he's her child
2007-09-21 16:02:24 · answer #6 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The one that won't be on welfare.
2007-09-21 15:54:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋