2007-09-21 08:36:18 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Colfax. ;0)
2007-09-21 08:44:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
You're welcome to come with us, Muslims. Our heaven is lot more fun. From there you would be able to see Pat Robertson burning in Hell on your big screen.
There is no sex life in Christian heaven. If not Robertson, Mother Teresa will bore the hell out of you.
2007-09-21 16:09:41 · answer #2 · answered by Sincere-Advisor 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry. Pat Robertson aint gonna be there! So, when you get to the pearly gates, grap yourself a harp and set of wings! And during my near death experience, I did see a sign at the gate saying "No solicitators or Pat Robertson".
2007-09-21 15:43:43 · answer #3 · answered by zen 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just don't die. Make a Horcrux, or Philosopher's Stone, or reinput your spirit into a young person every 50 years (some random movie I saw) or figure out how to travel at the speed of light, or something else, and continue to enjoy this life without fear of the next.
2007-09-21 15:46:48 · answer #4 · answered by Senator John McClain 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You wouldn't be happy in heaven with an attitude like that. Hell is the only other option and I know you wont like it there.
2007-09-21 16:31:35 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Come on, I will need you down in Hell. Who else will help me care for all the squirrels?
2007-09-21 15:42:25 · answer #6 · answered by inbetweendays 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well, if you go to Heaven, you'll never see him, because that would ruin your Heaven.
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2007-09-21 15:40:21 · answer #7 · answered by Quailman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hear purgatory is nice if you know the secret password to get in
2007-09-21 15:43:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Disneyland!!!
2007-09-21 15:41:38 · answer #9 · answered by Purdey EP 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You can hang out with me Fuzzy. I go to Andromeda sometimes.:)
2007-09-21 15:56:23 · answer #10 · answered by Sal D 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋