Why is there a heaven's gate? Is it to keep souls in or out?

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2007-09-21 08:06:33 · 4 answers · asked by LordVader 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality

It's to keep out the long-haired freaky people, or the ones who don't have a shirt and a tie.

Haven't you read the sign?

2007-09-21 08:15:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋

It's in a bad neighborhood. Some jerks from Valhalla kept on doing panty raids.

2007-09-21 15:11:01 · answer #2 · answered by Doc Occam 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋

It was either that or let St. Peter collect unemployment.

2007-09-21 15:40:42 · answer #3 · answered by sueﬂower 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋

It's to keep out those damn celestial papparazzi . . .

2007-09-25 08:07:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋