2007-09-21 07:52:41 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Whatever happened to "Ask and ye shall receive"?
2007-09-21 07:54:34 · update #1
We all know you're better than he is..... and most of us can tell the difference between the two of you. You're clearly the better actor, besides, Busey is becoming obscure, and you're stilll at the top of your game.
2007-09-21 08:07:09 · answer #1 · answered by Shawn B 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Busey's probably asking God to not break his legs. You'll have to think of something else. (Ask God to have him kick a table leg with his little toe. That always hurts like hell!!!)
2007-09-21 14:58:01 · answer #2 · answered by plunderer61 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
A sociopathic and defrocked priest I once dated told me that the key is to focus on what you want (e.g., a new car, broken legs, etc.) but pray for the wisdom or understanding or patience to recieve it, and The Lord will bring it to you in his own mysterious way. Of course, this guy was bankrupt, a Huskers fan, and a bad dresser, so go figure.
2007-09-21 15:01:43 · answer #3 · answered by . 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What in the world? Two party animals? Might as well invite Jan Michael Vincent and battle it out. Sad when really talented actors go down the tubes. AND that's no TV. Reality.
2007-09-21 14:58:53 · answer #4 · answered by Mele Kai 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why mess with Busey? Obviously he is already a tormented man.
2007-09-21 14:58:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
because that's like asking Busey to break his own legs.
2007-09-21 16:06:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Try asking Joe Pesci, your prayers get answered at about the same rate, 50-50. (George Carlin)
2007-09-21 15:06:08 · answer #7 · answered by Ryan 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because God's favorite movie is Rookie of the Year.
Recognize.
2007-09-21 14:59:15 · answer #8 · answered by Brandon's been a dirty Hore 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the time you prayed gods phone was turned off or out of coverage area
pray in the morning not before bed time :)
2007-09-21 14:59:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HBO has been in negotiations with your managers for YEARS, trying to make this a pay-per-view event.
2007-09-21 14:57:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋