Some People Never Retire
One day, while walking to the store, I passed by a Nursing Home.
On the front lawn were 6 old ladies laying naked on the grass.
I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store.
On my return trip, I passed the same Nursing Home with the same 6 old ladies laying naked on the lawn.
This time my curiosity got the best of me and I went inside to talk to the manager.
"Do you know there are 6 ladies laying naked on your front lawn?"
"Yes," he said. "They are retired prostitutes, and they're having a yard sale".
THERE YA GO!!!!!!!!
2007-09-21 07:17:07 · 17 answers · asked by Knownow't 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hehe, Friday afternoon gigles
2007-09-21 07:22:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not really. they might find it funny but i don't. traditional people take their names seriously. this is more a joke for non natives. but ask your friend for a joke. we have lots.
2016-05-20 02:06:30 · answer #2 · answered by marcy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL That's a yard sale I'll have to avoid
2007-09-21 07:21:45 · answer #3 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Think I might have trouble getting a yard-on
2007-09-21 07:38:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey that's not too bad. Have a star
2007-09-21 07:22:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey did you buy any thing? That one is pretty good.
2007-09-21 07:36:13 · answer #6 · answered by skunk 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, that's funny.
2007-09-21 07:40:16 · answer #7 · answered by Milly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That one is cute!
2007-09-21 07:34:02 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
teeheehee
good one
2007-09-21 08:37:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i like it
2007-09-21 07:22:08 · answer #10 · answered by dennis747 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋