I've been considering trying out a wine enema with my girlfriend -- which type of wine would be best for this, red or white? Dry or sweet? Also - what is the best method for.. ehm.. insertion? How do I go about approaching my lover with this request? THANKS!
2007-09-21 06:58:59 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
Boone's Farm, of course!
Insertion method....one of those bubble blowing wands.
2007-09-21 07:12:33 · answer #1 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Fuzzy, be aware that your colon is way better than your stomach and small intestine at absorbing alcohol. Use no more than you would chug without taking a breath. The type of wine doesn't matter. Cheap?
A guy died from doing this about a year ago. If you and your girlfriend want to play with enemas, that's your business, but I wouldn't recommend you try this.
2007-09-21 07:06:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Use some "Mad Dog 20/20".
The wine comes in several flavors, including Banana Red, Blue Raspberry (with the exclusive Bling Bling label), Buck Bunny, Key Lime Pie, Kiwi Lemon, Lemon Ice, Orange Jubilee, Peaches and Cream, Red Grape Wine, Spiked Melon, Strawberry Cream, Strawberry Kiwi, Sour Apple, Tangerine Dream, White Lightning, and Purple Rain.
2007-09-21 08:22:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'm not a wine expert, but I think white wine goes best with an enema.
2016-03-22 18:25:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-06-01 02:08:14 · answer #5 · answered by steven 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Use one of the Zephryhills Sport Cap bottles (As Joe F is probably aware, they work well for pre-anal enemas, too!).
As for wine type, maybe a nice Reisling to set the mood.. P.S: have a bucket ready.
2007-09-21 07:13:42 · answer #6 · answered by nixity 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-05 10:19:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've found that the best wine to use for this comes in a box. I think it was Sam's Choice or something.
I don't have a girlfriend though.
2007-09-21 07:09:13 · answer #8 · answered by Armless Joe, Bipedal Foe 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
i'm sure boxed wine would work as well as anything else. or maybe mad dog 2020.
i'd stay away from boone's farm. not sure why but for some reason that just sounds unsavory.
2007-09-21 08:33:33 · answer #9 · answered by PediC 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm thinking a nice Chien enrage veignt veingt. Very cheeky.
2007-09-21 07:16:15 · answer #10 · answered by ZombieTrix 2012 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋