A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back
and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that
there was no afterlife.
After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true
to his word he made contact.
"Connie....Connie. ."
"Is that you, Joe?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast,
off to the golf course, I have sex. I bathe in the sun, and then I have
sex twice. I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex
pretty much all afternoon. After supper, golf course again. Then have
sex until late at night. The next day it starts again."
Oh, Joe you surely must be in heaven."
"Well, not exactly, I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona."
2007-09-21 06:54:18 · 7 answers · asked by Shorty 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
As usual Shorty your jokes really get me going. Where do you find these? Another one that I have to send to all my friends. I'm lucky that I'm on your list. Thanks.
2007-09-21 08:19:13 · answer #1 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmaoooooooooooooo shortyyyyyyyyy u rocked my day with this hailrious joke lol
cheers and keep them coming will yah
2007-09-21 16:38:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is really funny! A star for you!
2007-09-21 13:57:36 · answer #3 · answered by Steve C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol loads of sex in heaven, something to look forward to hehehehe.... star for this one
2007-09-21 19:02:00 · answer #4 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice!!
2007-09-21 14:01:07 · answer #5 · answered by Drako 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad
2007-09-21 13:59:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome!
2007-09-21 14:00:25 · answer #7 · answered by sestero1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋