I want to breed my male beagle but he won't go near any female beagles he's only interested in other male dogs. I hear that there are boot camps for gay people to get them to turn, what about dogs?
By the way, he's a bottom.
2007-09-21 06:51:46 · 14 answers · asked by Armless Joe, Bipedal Foe 6 in Pets ➔ Dogs
Sadly the only thing we can do for him now is prayer.
2007-09-21 06:53:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
YOU personally want to breed your male beagle???
And you accuse HIM of being gay???
He's a bottom, you know this from personal experience I take it.
Sigh!
2007-09-21 14:09:39 · answer #2 · answered by rescue member 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Watch the Southpark episode that deals with this issue. Take the boat tour with Big Gay Al!
2007-09-21 13:59:58 · answer #3 · answered by Krelboyne_Girl 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Ween him off of other males with a female blow-up sheep. Spray male testosterone on it and slowly condition him to take the sheep from behind. Then say, "Sit Ubu, sit. Good boy..."
2007-09-21 14:02:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Give him a treat everytime he barks about the Chicago Bears.
2007-09-21 14:14:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Like owner, so goes the animals.
2007-09-21 14:06:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You picked the dog dude, they say your pet is a mirror image of the owner...sorry
2007-09-21 14:00:12 · answer #7 · answered by railer01 4 · 7⤊ 0⤋
aww...poor puppy. just accept him as he is.
try getting another dog for breeding...then you'll both be happy.
2007-09-21 16:10:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
By a description of your problem I think your dog is a closet transvestite as well.
2007-09-21 13:58:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
I think we've solidified in R&S that being homosexual is a product of the environment. If you'd stop putting it in people's poop chutes, your dog probably would too.
:D
2007-09-21 13:58:17 · answer #10 · answered by nixity 6 · 5⤊ 3⤋