Talking Dog
A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: "Talking Dog For Sale.
"He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says, "So, what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. "But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near
suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.
I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
"Ten dollars," the guy says.
"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff."
2007-09-21 06:07:21 · 9 answers · asked by P!NK 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHA!!!! that was a good one pink! I would so pay money for a dog like that. who cares if he lies, at least he can tell you something, great joke, star for you
2007-09-21 09:20:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i would pay 500 for a dog like that
2007-09-21 07:14:58 · answer #2 · answered by sestero1 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now that is a good joke.
2007-09-21 06:26:01 · answer #3 · answered by skunk 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-09-21 06:12:50 · answer #4 · answered by Birdlegs 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this was great thank you
2007-09-21 06:14:49 · answer #5 · answered by shallytally 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!
Thats great!
2007-09-21 06:11:58 · answer #6 · answered by Susanna 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok.....that was awesome!
i would've bought him!!
2007-09-21 06:12:11 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Ginger♥ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This joke will keep me going all week-end. Thanks ever s o much............
2007-09-21 06:22:11 · answer #8 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh was that good!!! starred!!!
2007-09-21 06:12:33 · answer #9 · answered by the older big kid who helped invent dirt 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋