THE IRISH CANDLE STORY
Mrs. Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she
met up
with Father Flaherty. The Father said, "Top o' the mornin' to
ye! Aren't
ye Mrs. Donovan and didn't I marry ye and yer husband two years
Ago?"
She replied, "Aye, that ye did, Father."
The Father asked, "And be there any wee little ones yet?"
She replied, "No, not yet, Father."
The Father said, "Well now, I'm going to Rome next week and I'll
light a candle for ye and yer husband."
She replied, "Oh, thank ye, Father." They then parted ways.
Some years later they met again. The Father asked, "Well now, Mrs.
Donovan, how are ye thes e days?"
She replied, "Oh, very well, Father!"
The Father asked, "And tell me, have ye any wee ones yet?"
She replied, "Oh yes, Father! Three sets of twins and 4 singles, 10
in all."
The Father said, "That's wonderful! How is yer loving
husband doing?"
She replied, "E's gone to Rome to blow out yer fookin' candle!
2007-09-21 05:03:44 · 3 answers · asked by Stephanie 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Excellent joke. My favorite so far today.................
2007-09-21 06:14:12 · answer #1 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was probably the light that attracted them.
2007-09-21 12:54:03 · answer #2 · answered by nycguy10002 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she's p*ssed that she had so many children?
2007-09-21 12:12:29 · answer #3 · answered by Andre K. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋