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I did it in first grade. How embarrassing!

2007-09-21 04:25:58 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting Parenting

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Wait until you are the first post partum weeks...your body does things when it wants to, with very little warning.

These are the things that should be taught in sex ed...if girls knew the realities of what happens during and after pregnancy, there'd be a lot fewer teen pregnancies.

2007-09-21 04:31:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Okay this is probably my most embarrassing story ever. I was driving home with my boyfriend from the day of fun playing mini golf and I was just not feeling right the whole time! I told my boyfriend that I had to go poop and he just didn't believe me or he though it was funny but he wanted to drive home first. We made it home in time but I literately ended up shutting my pants going up the steps only a few feet away from the bathroom.

2017-01-14 05:59:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

the last time it happened to me was when i was 28, last year. i got overexcited in sainsburys in the baked beans aisle and suddenly had the urge to do a number 2! i thought i could hold it in, but by the time i reached the fizzy drinks area my bowels were ready to explode.

suddenly just by the chocolate section, i realised i had the turtles head, and i was wearing a short skirt. i tried to hide behind the trolley but the evacuation was so violent, it blew a hole in my pants and knocked me over, right in front of this hot 40 year old guy, who was stunning.

he asked if he could help me, and bought me some basics toilet roll and wet wipes.#

2 hrs later i was all cleaned up and good as new. i only went in to buy a diet coke, i ended up spending £80 on new knickers and shorts, 24 rolls of basics toilet roll, 4 packs of wet wipes, 2 deodorants and a bottom cleaning emergency brush.

£80.00!!!!! the worst thing of all was that i walked straight past the ladies when i went in. Now i'm much better prepared, i only visit supermarkets with a toilet within 30 seconds away OR i bring my toilet from my house with and wheel it around in a separate trolley whilst shopping - its come in handy, i tell you, on more than one occasion.

best wishes for a clean weekly shop

Vivien Foulage Turdbottom

2016-11-09 10:07:23 · answer #3 · answered by vivien 1 · 0 0

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yes i was coming out of a resturant they're bathroom was OUT OF ORDER(dangit) and my house right around the corner so by the time i got up stairs my underwear was a mess not my pants so (wipes hand across forehead) i don't know what happend i didn't feel sick but my tummy was kinda rumbly if that counts...

2016-04-08 21:57:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes! It was years ago, but I was an adult. I went boating and was trying to learn to water ski and I got a water enema! I could not stop! Every time I moved it would happen again and I was so embarrassed and my gut was killing me! I rode home in our neighbor's new truck and went all over the back seat. What a horrible experience! I will never water ski again!

2007-09-21 04:45:44 · answer #5 · answered by cupajoe 4 · 5 0

When I was a baby. I was potty trained at an early age, so I guess I stopped when I was about 2-3 years old.

2007-09-21 04:30:26 · answer #6 · answered by pinky_lady_2006 3 · 1 1

MY GIRLFRIED said that her mom made her wear Pads (her moms) because she started to suddenly poop in het pants at age six. Diapers were not in the house because no one needed them.

2007-09-21 04:32:39 · answer #7 · answered by Changed4the Better :-i 2 · 0 1

I pooped in your pants

2007-09-21 04:30:07 · answer #8 · answered by Matthew L 2 · 9 2

yes up to age 7 all the time den one at age 9 and 13 n twice at 11. lol i never found it embarrasing

2007-09-21 04:30:51 · answer #9 · answered by noob hustler 2 · 3 1

yea, it was one day that i was at school, my teacher didnt let me go to the wash room, and i realy had to go. so i had to do what i did, all i know that on that same day, the girl i had a crush on came and ask me for a pencil, but me smelling like crap, she walk away and told the teacher, the teacher calls my parents to bring me cloths, the stupid teacher said that i never ask her, stupid ms. colon....i will always member that day, i still talk to that girl, we talk about it sometime, but now its just funny to us, by the way i was in the 3rd grade, lol..old days!

2007-09-21 04:34:07 · answer #10 · answered by Beto 2 · 2 0

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