10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
6. People say, "What a scary mask!" but you're not wearing a mask!
5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.
2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
and last but not least...
1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.
Funny or not
2007-09-21 04:17:59 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
star if funny
2007-09-21 04:20:10 · update #1
hahaha hilarious. ☺
2007-09-21 05:15:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10. You are dressed as a ghost with a Queen Size sheet and it is too tight.... you probably shouldn't be trick or treating?
9. If you normally prostitute on that corner for money take Halloween off you will only make candy (not even snickers).....you probably shouldn't be trick or treating.
8.If a choc bar falls down your pants and your undies look the same as yesterday & any other day....
7.If you can remember when this block was un-developed...
6. If your candy bag has an A.A.R.P. logo on it.....
5. If you try to trade denture cream for peanut brittle
4You want to hurry home and watch the Eve News....
3. How about if your ankle bracelet is beeping...
2. If your son is the principal of the neighborhood school you are trick or treating in
1. IF YOU AVOID THE COMMUNITY SENIOR CENTER BECAUSE YOU OWE ALL OF THEM MONEY FROM HIGH SCHOOL ...
YOU PROBABLY SHOULD NOT BE TRICK OR TREATING
2007-09-21 04:36:47 · answer #2 · answered by staymay 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny, and here are a few more: your broom stick is a Hoveround;you get passes to Granny's Buffet in your goodie bag; the punch is spiked with prune juice; and due to weekly visits there you avoid trick or treating the mortuary. HAPPY HALLOWEEN, and a star for you!
2007-09-21 04:31:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohhh, I liked it. So the jist is that over 65 is tooooooo old. I particularly liked the bag full of restraining orders. LOL thanx
2007-09-21 04:40:48 · answer #4 · answered by Justwishin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-21 04:59:16 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha I love them. I've heard the husband wife joke before though. Star for u!
2016-05-20 00:54:50 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. No. 4 was the funniest.
My suggestion: "You bob for apples and find your dentures".
http://www.scaryforkids.com/funny-scary/
2007-09-22 14:09:13 · answer #7 · answered by scaryforkids 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good effort ! Starworthy .
Maybe you could add --
They keep asking you what you're dressed as , because they can't see your costume for all the woollies !
2007-09-21 04:29:52 · answer #8 · answered by yjnt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have to give you a star for that very funny lmao
2007-09-21 04:26:26 · answer #9 · answered by angel 36 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kinda funny. Is not bad.
2007-09-21 04:24:30 · answer #10 · answered by cynical 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you make those up? Pretty funny!!
2007-09-21 04:28:15 · answer #11 · answered by Lollie 123 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋