16. I resolve... I resolve to... I resolve to, uh... I resolve to, uh, get my, er... I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too!
15. I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning... 4:30 is much more practical.
14. When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!"
13. I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.
12. I will try to figure out why I *really* need 9 e-mail addresses.
11. I will stop sending e-mail to my roommate.
10. I will not buy magazines with AOL disks bound in just to get another 1.44MB disk.
9. I resolve to work with neglected children... my own.
8. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm I answer e-mail.
7. When I subscribe to a newsgroup or mailing list, I will read all the mail I get from it.
6. I will stop using, "So, what's your URL?" as a pickup line.
5. No more downloads from alt.binaries.*
4. I resolve to back up my new 400 GB hard drive daily... well, once a week... monthly, perhaps...
3. I will spend less than five hour a day on the Internet.
2. I will limit my top ten lists to ten items.
1. I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
2007-09-21 04:17:44 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
star if funny
2007-09-21 04:18:42 · update #1
those are excellent. have a star. thanks. ☺
2007-09-21 05:14:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeah good points there,,,,ha ha ha have a star
2007-09-21 11:26:51 · answer #2 · answered by McCanns are guilty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol number 13 and 14 are so me!!!
2007-09-21 11:26:45 · answer #3 · answered by MiZz RuBy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another excellent and brilliant one. lol
2007-09-21 12:43:35 · answer #4 · answered by . 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.. LOL!
couldn't resist!!
2007-09-21 11:28:27 · answer #5 · answered by . 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
some good one there
2007-09-21 11:47:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-09-21 11:27:34 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!!!!!
2007-09-25 04:05:49 · answer #8 · answered by tinta 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like those thanks
2007-09-21 12:39:04 · answer #9 · answered by Sparky 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋