A man takes his wife to the county livestock show, and they head down the aisle that houses the bulls. The sign on the first stall states, THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR.
The wife turns to her husband and says, “He mated 50 times in a year. Isn’t that nice!” After passing a bull that had mated 65 times, she grinningly quips, “You could learn from this one!”
They reach the last bull, whose ownder is stroking the massive beast’s head. “How many times has your bull mated this year?” asks the wife.
“This here’s the pride of the County: 365 times, ma’am.”
The wife’s jaw drops, and she turns to her husband. “Wow! You could really learn from this one. You should ask him what his secret is!”
The fed-up man turns to the breeder and says, “Hey, was it all with the same cow?”
2007-09-21 00:59:39 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I got a great giggle out of this one! Especially because, in my area of the world we really do have a fair going on including a livestock exhibition. It's the Los Angeles County Fair, and I was there just last week! I don't think I saw any bulls that were as fit as the ones in your very funny joke, however!
Thanks for sharing. Enjoy the star!
2007-09-21 10:22:42 · answer #1 · answered by ✿Donna❀ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-26 20:54:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Niceeee
2007-09-21 03:39:40 · answer #3 · answered by MEMYMOM 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats good.
2007-09-21 01:03:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't see the question there, but about the irony...yes I can see it
2007-09-21 01:05:11 · answer #5 · answered by 105 SM 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Twelve points!
2007-09-21 01:04:19 · answer #6 · answered by blapath 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny.
2007-09-21 01:03:49 · answer #7 · answered by zil28ennov 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
shes a fatty!
2007-09-21 01:03:55 · answer #8 · answered by chewbaer90 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! Exceleeent!
2007-09-21 01:06:06 · answer #9 · answered by Jinxyblue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
nice one =)
2007-09-21 01:06:04 · answer #10 · answered by Shaun_7_C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋