20 Football Terms That Sound Dirty But Aren' XXXfunny or true XXX?

Question

20. The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it.
19. He came at his blind side and got him from behind.
18. He's off to the sidelines for a quick blow.
17. It's a game of inches.
16. That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it.
15. When you get down in this area, you just gotta start pounding.
14. He's gonna feel that one tomorrow.
13. He found his tight end.
12. End around.
11. He had to stretch to get it in.
10. He gets penetration in the backfield.
9. He blows them off (at the line).
8. He bangs it in.
7. He could go all the way.
6. He gets it off just in time.
5. He goes deep.
4. He found a hole and slid through it.
3. He pounds it in.
2. He beats them off (the line)
1. He's got great hands.

Answer 1

Well ...try telling my mind that. I always have to take the wrong meaning. lol

Answer 2

"A Giants player was called for holding the Cowboy's tight end on the last play, but Tony Romo was able to drill it to him anyway. The Cowboy's back was able to hit the hole hard on the next play, and scored easily. The Giants are now in a huge hole, and are going to have a hard time pulling this one out."

Answer 3

I'm guessing this is American Football! I always remember watching England play in 1997/98 and the commentator saying "and Seaman's all over the box"! We all nearly choked in the pub!!!

Answer 4

I have the ability to standstill and then spurt! (spoken by the late Laurie Cunningham during an interview)

Answer 5

I heard one that added a little to # 13-----" He used to be a tight end, but now he is a wide receiver ! "

Answer 6

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

Answer 7

got fouled in the penalty box

Answer 8

arsen wenger is arsenals manager.they used to have a goalkeeper david semen! lol

Answer 9

hahaha
I never watch the footie, but I'll believe you

Answer 10

well i always thought football was a load of balls too