Objective: To disengage said bra without looking like an idiot.
What You Need:
1. Girl with bra
2. Two functional hands
3. Common sense
Techniques:
1. "The Houdini Hug": Using sleight of hand, place arms around girl and unhook bra. Try to refrain from saying, "Ta-da!"
2. "MacGyver's Off The Shoulder Slide": An alternative method to use after 10 minutes of unsuccessful hugging.
Do Not Use: Scissors, blowtorch, pliers, wire strippers, cutlery, black magic, staple remover, chainsaw, brute strength, CB4, set of lock picks, or chisel and hammer.
Warning: When removing a bra, do not say the following:
1. "I really want to thank you for this."
2. "Dammit! I thought they were bigger."
3. "Do you have any cereal?"
2007-09-20 23:36:26 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
go to my profile and you'll find this same joke in my questions section. anyway,star for you.
i think you should apologize to me by giving me 10 points.
sorry for being harsh but i was fuming.
2007-09-20 23:48:58 · answer #1 · answered by Christine$hotbabe 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
you forget number three!! pull down the cups so shoulder straps dig in and woman takes off bra! Or she keeps her bra on and then adds a nice knitted polo neck to her outfit.
2007-09-20 23:45:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good keep them coming
2007-09-21 00:16:12 · answer #3 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
V good have a star
2007-09-21 04:31:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-20 23:45:44 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes that brings back memorys
have you ever had your boob weighed.
its when the guy cups his hand round both your boobs and shakes them up and down and says weigh.
2007-09-20 23:52:03 · answer #6 · answered by spaceman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny lol
2007-09-20 23:44:37 · answer #7 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well it looks like you are in a naughty mood today. lol
2007-09-21 04:42:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha naughty lol
2007-09-21 05:34:33 · answer #9 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you know that does not work with bras with front closing...
*hehehe*
2007-09-21 01:33:48 · answer #10 · answered by Nova 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋