An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. He tried to plow a lot.
One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought him lunch in the field. He drove the old mule into the shade, sat down on a stump, and began to eat his lunch. Immediately, his wife began haranguing him again. Complain, nag; - it just went on and on. All of a sudden, the old mule lashed out with both hind feet; caught her smack in the back of the head.
Killed her dead on the spot.
At the funeral several days later, the minister noticed something rather odd. When a woman mourner would approach the old farmer, he would listen for a minute, then nod his head in agreement; but when a man mourner approached him, he would listen for a minute, then shake his head in disagreement.
2007-09-20 23:33:36 · 9 answers · asked by Keith 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This was so consistent, the minister decided to ask the old farmer about it. So after the funeral, the minister spoke to the old farmer, and asked him why he nodded his head and agreed with the women, but always shook his head and disagreed with all the men.
The old farmer said, "Well, the women would come up and say something about how nice my wife looked, or how pretty her dress was, so I'd nod my head in agreement."
"And what about the men?" the minister asked.
"They wanted to know if the mule was for sale."
2007-09-20 23:34:04 · update #1
lmao the men part was obvious but i didnt guess the womens part but thats not important..
i think ive heard that before but its still funny
2007-09-20 23:38:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
the only with regard to the pianist, I heard it the place they have been in a bar, the guy whips out the little guy, and his pal asks the place he have been given it. He says he discovered a genie which will supply all and sundry one wish, however the genie is slightly dumb and would't pay attention too stable. So the guy asks for a million greenbacks. The bar is ransacked by employing marauding deer. the guy asks what merely exceeded off. the owner says "Do you somewhat think of i wanted a twelve inch pianist?"
2016-10-09 14:15:44 · answer #2 · answered by gustavo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-20 23:39:02 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO Never seen that being the end it was good
2007-09-21 03:52:18 · answer #4 · answered by MEMYMOM 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah ! Thumbs UP for You !!!!
Aaron.
2007-09-20 23:50:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahaha
2007-09-20 23:46:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
great! star for you!
2007-09-20 23:47:16 · answer #7 · answered by Christine$hotbabe 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is so funny!
2007-09-20 23:47:07 · answer #8 · answered by ski ice123 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow hahaha...i'm gonna sleep with a smile on my face. thanks! ;)
2007-09-21 05:53:41 · answer #9 · answered by dinOgaL(: 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋