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2007-09-20 19:44:40 · 16 answers · asked by Frank Heyes 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice one thanks for sharing ☺
2007-09-20 20:37:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2016-05-19 23:05:20 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.
I was doing fine reading till I got to line 7 and burst out laughing.
Thank you for the laugh.That was pretty good.
2007-09-20 20:53:31 · answer #3 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are dyslexic,please press 696969696969.
2007-09-20 21:52:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lovely!!! Way t go on this one Frank!!! cheers.
2007-09-21 01:36:12 · answer #5 · answered by sunshine 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. I've not heard that one before. deserves a star!
2007-09-20 19:57:43 · answer #6 · answered by I know nothing! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent. you make me sparkle even more. LMAO.
2007-09-20 21:06:55 · answer #7 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that one has also been around here some days ago, Frank.
got any new jokes ? ;-)
2007-09-20 19:50:41 · answer #8 · answered by Nova 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats really good. lol
2007-09-20 20:56:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-09-20 21:46:43 · answer #10 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-09-20 20:07:31 · answer #11 · answered by Goat Whacker 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋