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Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's running down the street!

Shut up and step on the gas!


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Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to see Niagara Falls!

Shut up and get back in the barrel!


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Mommy, Mommy! Is this the way to make pickles?

Shut up and get back in the barrel!


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Mommy, Mommy! Daddy went through the meat grinder!

Shut up and eat your hamburger!


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Mommy, Mommy! How will we ever find Daddy on this golf course?

Shut up and search the sand traps!

2007-09-20 19:43:14 · 18 answers · asked by Frank Heyes 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

18 answers

A bit sicky but it has to be included ...

Mummy, mummy! Why do I keep running in circles?

Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!

2007-09-20 20:07:25 · answer #1 · answered by River J 6 · 3 0

Mommy, mommy ! I hate my little brother!

Shut up and eat your soup!



This was my favourite joke when i was in about kindergarten probably because I had...you guessed it...two little brothers!

2007-09-21 02:52:42 · answer #2 · answered by mannon 6 · 0 0

Ok I wouldn't have the faintest idea what the answer is going to be

2007-09-21 02:49:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Mummy Mummy , I don't like my Auntie .

Hush , just push her to the side and eat your veg!

2007-09-21 02:57:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Nice.

2007-09-21 02:47:27 · answer #5 · answered by gus_zalenski 5 · 0 0

The answer above this one is better than the questioners.

2007-09-21 03:09:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

hahaha River J posted a good one also.

2007-09-21 03:36:55 · answer #7 · answered by Black 7 · 2 0

cool

2007-09-21 04:47:10 · answer #8 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0 0

hahahaha

2007-09-21 05:06:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hahaha lol

2007-09-21 04:06:06 · answer #10 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0 0

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