A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up their life savings into a total of $200.00.
Then, the blonde decided to purchase a bull with it. The brunette agrees, and so the brunette leaves to go find the perfect bull. When she does she is to telegram the blonde and tell her to come get it.
Finally, the brunette find the bull of her dreams. The farmer says he wants $200 for it. The brunette, thinking she can get a better deal, says no to his offer.
The farmer says, "Alright then, I'll give you a great deal, how about $199.00?"
The brunette accepts and buys the bull. She has $1.00 left for the telegram. The telegram guy says, "It's $1.00 per word." The brunette thinks about this and says,"Comfortable, write that."
"Comfortable?" the guy questions.
"Yes, you see she reads slow."
2007-09-20 19:39:59 · 15 answers · asked by Frank Heyes 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Excellent ☺
2007-09-20 20:34:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2007-09-20 21:48:10 · answer #2 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Come for tha bull!
2007-09-21 11:57:16 · answer #3 · answered by AYNEK 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahhahaha
thats really good
being blonde I had to read it slow too
2007-09-20 23:23:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol 10/10 u get s star
2016-05-19 23:01:26 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a good one alright. hehehe
2007-09-20 21:03:54 · answer #6 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
didn't get it at fist - but read it slow and bingo!
(I am blonde)
2007-09-20 19:58:02 · answer #7 · answered by Pagan Pip 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one and a star..
2007-09-20 22:33:13 · answer #8 · answered by strongbow 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2007-09-20 22:23:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.
thanks for sharing.
2007-09-20 20:58:28 · answer #10 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋