Timeless lesson on how consultants can make a difference for an
organization.
Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket.
It seemed a little strange.
When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I looked around and saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets.
When the waiter came back to serve our soup I asked, "Why the spoon?"
"Well," he explained, "the restaurant's owners hired Andersen Consulting to revamp all our processes. After several months of analysis, they concluded that the spoon
was the most frequently dropped utensil. It represents a drop
frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour. If our personnel are better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift."
As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he was able
to replace it with his spare. "I'll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen instead of making an extra trip to get it right now."
I was impressed. I also noticed that there was a string hanging out of
the waiter's fly.
Looking around, I noticed that all the waiters had the same string
hanging from their
flies. So before he walked off, I asked the waiter, "Excuse me, but
can you tell me
why you have that string right there?"
"Oh, certainly!" Then he lowered his voice. "Not everyone is so observant.
That consulting
firm I mentioned also found out that we can save time in the restroom.
By tying this
string to the tip of you know what, we can pull it out without
touching it and eliminate
the need to wash our hands, shortening the time spent in the
restroom by
76.39 percent."
I asked "After you get it out, how do you put it back?"
"Well," he whispered, "I don't know about the others, but I use the spoon.
2007-09-20 18:19:47 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HO, HO, HO!!! HAW!! HAR, HAAARRGGGH! HAR! Teeheeeheeeeheee ... ROTFLMAO ... VEEERRRRRY FUNNY!!!
... and your question was??? :-)
You know - they probably kept the spoons clean by stirring their patrons' coffee cups for them ...
If you go there again, be sure to get a waitress instead of a waiter. You may not know WHAT she does with her spoon, but it's gotta be better than what the waiters do! And a little suspense never killed anyone, eh? ...
2007-09-23 11:13:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely fab.*star*
2007-09-21 01:29:23 · answer #2 · answered by demonic wingssssssssssssssssssss 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
complicated point. try searching from google. just that could actually help!
2014-12-02 04:09:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-09-21 01:33:40 · answer #4 · answered by bird 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-09-21 01:57:32 · answer #5 · answered by riti 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is so wrong omg lol but funny
2007-09-21 01:34:36 · answer #6 · answered by debrasearch 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-09-21 01:27:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great one
2007-09-21 01:25:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very amusing
2007-09-21 01:39:15 · answer #9 · answered by magiclady2007 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha good one..
2007-09-21 02:10:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋