No, seriously.
2007-09-20 18:14:42 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I did not use a crutch until the day that some blue fuzzy carnivore ripped off my leg, and ate it. I only use a crutch now as my insurance won't cover a power chair. They denied my claim stating that by buying shoes three sizes too big, and filling the extra space with cookie dough (it just feels so good) I was inviting disaster.
2007-09-20 18:24:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Because crutches are hard to use and don't leave our hands free. With a wheelchair you can type nonsense on Yahoo Answers AND roll down the street if you like! Plus crutches cause arm, shoulder and hand cramps, just like God does! Oh wait, that was Onan...
2007-09-21 10:03:17 · answer #2 · answered by Black Dog 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It is truly a mystery. Since man first discovered evidence of the first little nuts and bolts that rolled out of the bowels of the earth and evolved into wheelchairs, I have had many moments of personsal doubt as to why man still felt compelled to invent crutches. Sometimes you just have to keep the faith, no matter what the nuts are saying. Can I have a cookie? Not the ones you burned while you were on the computer, your own special stash. Pretty please?
2007-09-21 01:58:14 · answer #3 · answered by Schwingin' Simmons 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
If we are measuring the scale of crutches then surely you have to get a look in .... and if I keep this up then I will need a wheelchair!
2007-09-21 02:41:54 · answer #4 · answered by Icy Gazpacho 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
So we can do wheelies. It's very hard to do wheelies with crutches!!
Wheelchair slalom is fun, take one electric wheelchair user and 1 nutter on rollerskates hanging on at the back, and off you go! Wheee!
2007-09-21 10:44:11 · answer #5 · answered by . 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Some people need both a physical crutch and an emotional one.
2007-09-21 01:20:49 · answer #6 · answered by batgirl2good 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i want to get a really fast electric wheelchair, and attach a spare tire to the front and chase JW's on the sidewalk before they have a chance to scurry back to their cars.
2007-09-21 01:50:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
because no one said god is man's greatest wheelchair... or did they?
2007-09-21 01:31:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Please read my words carefully:
If you see footmark in the sand, you'll say that someone passed from here...
If you see a piece of dog sh*t on the ground, you'll say that a dog passed from here...
So what about the enormous universe, the sky, stars, planets, earth and all the beauty in it, doesn't it lead to that someone made it?!!!
Some people say that everything is created by itself after the big-bang... I won't ask you about what caused the big-bang, but I'll ask you a simple question:
If you take all the letters of the alphabet, multiples of them, and you threw them randomly on the floor. Do you expect (by a chance of one in infinity) to get a poem like shakespear's??!!
Can't you see how organized our universe is, the planets, the eco-system on earth, look even in your own body... Can you control your heart-beat? Can you control your breath while you're sleeping? Who stopped your eye-lashes from growing after reaching a certain length? Who told the baby turtles to move towards the sea and not to the earth after they come out of their eggs? Who taught the bird how to make nests?
My friend, think with your heart and brain. If you're still lost, think about the following:
Do you know how to play safe?
Non-believer's case:
If there's no God and you do all what you want in life, then nothing will happen to you after life. But if there was God and you were mistaken, then you'll blame yourself FOREVER...
Believer's case:
If there's God and I followed His commands in life, then I'll be in Heaven after life FOREVER. But if there was no God and we're mistaken, then nothing bad will happen to us after life...
Now you know how to play-safe, in case you're not convinced?
2007-09-22 06:45:16 · answer #9 · answered by toon 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because God doesn't heal amputees.
2007-09-21 09:37:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋